I heard this chick went to North Carolina too!!!

The Tar Heels won me some cash, so I'm a little tipsy, but don't worry...I made this pics when I was only half in the bag!

UTAH JAZZ (-3) @ NEW ORLEANS HORNETS
I like the Jazz because AK-47's wife let's him have sex every year with a random, Carlos Boozer matches up with David West pretty well, and Jerry Sloan is the shiznit...Jazz by 6-12 points

SACRAMENTO KINGS @ DALLAS MAVERICKS (-12)
The Mavs should be ready to roll after losing in Chicago and there is no way Mike Bibby can keep up with Devin Harris and Jason Terry...and I haven't even talked about Mr. Nowitski...Dallas by 16-22 points