Just call me the Doctor baby…the Doctor of Roundball. After callin' all 4 NCAA winners last night and hittin’ 2 out of 3 NBA plays, my girl is getting the treatment tonight…we goin’ Sizzler, we goin’ Sizzler! I even told you Amare would drop 30 & 20 last night against the Kings, and ended up with 33 points 21 bounds. And even better, my Bullies won and I still covered on the Nuggets. As for the NCAA, my brackets are lookin’ sharper than the St. Pauli's Girl at Hockey Game and I’ve got the upset of the weekend for ya…The M*tha F*ckin Ducks! I know they first have to beat the Running Rebels tonight and don’t have the size to match-up with the Gators on Sunday, but I saw all 16 of their guards draining 3s in my sleep last night…well, in-between the midnight shakes. But enough about how cool I am…without further ado, I give you my winners for tonight…Chalk baby, Chalk!
GEORGETOWN over VANDERBILT
Jeff Green is more underrated than Cyclone Troy Davis in Canada
NORTH CAROLINA over USC
My boy Tim Floyd just doesn’t have the depth to match UNC
FLORIDA over BUTLER
I’m hoping for a Bulldog upset so my Ducks have an easier time on Sunday, but I’m also hoping David Silver and Ian Ziering stop by for my open house this weekend
M*tha F*ckin DUCKS over UNLV
If you don’t know, now you know!
Enough college 4-play, it’s time for Friday Night in the NBA…an evening when groupies will be face-down and azz-up & Greggy G will be face-down and a few dollars up! Emmm…I like it like that, she’s workin’ that back…slow-motion for me, slow-motion for me…Have a good weekend Homeboys
NEW JERSEY NETS (+3) @ ORLANDO MAGIC
At the end of the year and with the playoffs on the line, I’ll take the team with proven NBA vets. Just like your local dancer, of course the rooks are fun to watch, but if your Makin' it Rain you know you want that seasoned vet. We have Jason “Please don’t Shoot” Kidd against Jameer Nelson, we have Vinsanity against Hedu & Ariza, and have a stonger RJ against the artist formerly know as Grant Hill. I know Dwight Howard will have his way with the Nets frontcourt, but the Magic really have trouble gettin' him enough shots. Oh yeah, and the Nets have M*tha F*ckin Eddie House off the bench…Nets by 4-10 points
G. GAMBLE’S HOOP TOTALS- NBA 111-87 ATS ; NCAA 60-61 ATS