If you haven’t noticed, the great Greggy G has covered 6 in-a-row and needs just one more win to get back to 30 games over .500. As a result, Vegas has ordered the professional hardwood to take a night off so they can re-evaluate how keep me from pulling an Ocean’s 11 on them. Luckily, we’ve got the National Championship game tonight, as well as the opening of the MLB season…and yes, I do partake in the strange world of baseball lines. It’s kind of like trying to figure out what you’re watching with the “Straight of the Boat” Asian Adult films...lots of strange faces, noises, and equipment, but still worth a small investment. While my White Sox have the Southside faithful worried with plenty of new faces in the rotation and the bullpen, I can’t be happier that the first Sox player we’ll see at the plate is none other than the great Pablo Ozuna…by far my favorite player on the diamond even though he doesn’t really have a position. As for the Cubbies, and as much as I hate to say it, they look like the real deal and should keep the short-shorts and tight tank-tanks all over Wrigleyville this summer. I also have to give them some props for sending Mark “crabby-injured-pants” Prior to Triple-A…what a bum. But enough about the MLB, we got a national title tilt tonight and a picture that may be my hottest one yet. Dollar, Dollar, Bill Y’all!
OHIO STATE BUCKEYES @ FLORIDA GATORS (-5) (Over/under 142)
I have no desire to touch this game tonight, but I also didn’t think I'd find myself touching a 300 pound sorority girl on my first night in college. If you had to put me to the fire, I’d have to take the veteran Gator squad over the young Buckeyes…especially since I’m still pissed about the Xavier debacle. I think this game hinges on Donovan’s ability to get Al Horford enough touches and getting Noah in transition against Greg “Grandpa” Oden. As for the over/under, while the experts usually take the under in championship games because of nerves…I’m the frickin expert here and I think Vegas did a remarkable job of splitting this thing right down the middle…Gators by 5 and a total score of 142…Sorry boyz, you are on your own tonight!