I think it’s time to stop makin’ fun of the Royals with my Sox rapidly approaching the basement in the Central. At least we had a nice breeze last night, Ozzie had another hilarious press conference, Alfonso Soriano is now my favorite player to watch stride to the dish, and I found I nice concoction to go with my glaucoma medicine last night: Gordon’s Gin, generic Diet Grapefruit Soda, Lime, & a splash of my girl’s wine should didn’t finish…Now that’s the M*tha F*ckin’ Highlife! As for today, I see no reason not to enjoy the scenery around DePaul University today…gotta luv the man that invented short-shorts that have words on the back. I’m not staring ladies, I’m just reading! One more day before Timmy D and the boys put another ass-waxing on the LeBron’s and one more day for all of us to win some money on the diamond. Oh yeah, and most importantly, hopefully the Rocket gets shelled by the deadly Pirate today. Have a blast this weekend Homeboys and try not to bury too many dogs…I hear the feds don’t like it!
HOUSTON ASTROS @ CHICAGO WHITE SOX (UNDA 9 runs)
One of the few guys on top of his game on the Southside is today’s starter Jon Garland. Also, besides former Sox Carlos Lee, I think Houston’s line-up is Ronny Mexico…I mean garbage. As for the Astros starter, IT DOESN’T FRICKIN’ MATTER! I don’t know if you understand how embarrassing it is to be residing in the DH league and still have the worst batting average in MLB. I also don’t think it’ll help having played the last few nights under the lights, to now try to raise their .220 average with the afternoon sun in the background. Hell yeah, only Greggy G can paint you a canvass like that Homeboys!...Astros/White Sox 4-6 total runs