What a wedding Mr. Charlie, I remember most of it…until dinner. BTW, just because you were skater in the Mighty Ducks movie...doesn't mean you can dance!
NEW ENGLAND CHEATERS (-6.5) @ DALLAS COWBOYS
I told you Beeatches to play this early in the week when it was 6, and I'm guessing by Bloody Mary time on Sunday it's up to 7. Romo's my fantasy QB and I'm expected him to struggle like the original Batman did keeping the Robin in his pants. The Cowboys D has yet to impress me, and I can't see them slowing down the best dating QB in the NFL for more than a series or two. Once the Pats get up, expect them to cheat, rough-up the cocky Cowboys, and pull out a double-digit victory!
Final Score: CHEATERS 38 COWBOYS 24
TENNESSEE TITANS (+3) @ TAMPA BAY BUCS
You can't tell me Chucky's boys don't think the sky is falling like the ole' Michael Irvin on a post-game bender with everybody on their roster in the infirmary. Vince Young was horrible last week, so expect him to be more conservative and utilize his legs like a dancer during the dollar dance. BTW, I have RB Earnest Graham starting for me this week in fantasy…think I have a shot at the title?
Final Score: TITANS 23 BUCS 20
NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (+7) @ SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
Is just me or our the Seahawks softer than a freshman sorority girl's stomach after 1st semester? I know the Saints have been Iowa State football bad, but coming off a bye week I expect them to have a few tricks up their sleeve and special teams TD by Reggie "I love college boosters" Bush. Throw-in a Deion Branch injury and this one's gonna be closer than you think
Final Score: SAINTS 27 SEAHAWKS 23