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This weekend my homey Gregg G is teasin’ as much as that sweet pole dancer whispering in your ear during the back room grind. So what is T-Bone to do but drop two rock solid picks right in your lap, straight up winnas my friends.
USC @ Oregon -3
USC is still part of the big boy club after their weak effort against Harbaughs’ Stanford Trees three weeks ago, but they have proven they don’t have the firepower of yesteryear by pulling out several squeakers this year. On the other side of the field, Dixon and the boyz have simply rolled on everyone with their ground game. I always have trouble not throwing down on the home team w/ a dominant running game, it’s like dogs and peanut butter…don’t act like you don’t know. Petes’ Trojans will need to audible to the pass to be successful, but the Ducks will use the crowd to their advantage and make life rough for whichever USC signal caller takes the field. Ducks wear down the French Ticklers and take this one by 10.
Kansas @ Texas A&M +3
I understand Kansas is giving points in this one, who wouldn’t be if they were 7-0…..against powderpuffs. The Jayhawks rush D will get its’ first test this weekend and will get worn down like that college coed that finally gives in to those drunken neck kisses. On the Aggie side of the ball they have 3 things going for them; the 12th man, the all penis cheerleaders, and most importantly a quarterback that will be all over the field on Saturday. Bet this one w/o the points, grab that melted whiskey and toss it back, cause this will be a nailbiter ‘til the end. A&M by 4.
I tried to resist but I can’t, here’s a couple teasers to play with.
Georgia @ Florida teased down to -2
Can you say Timban Meyow(that’s Tim Tebow & Urban Meyer for those still hung over)
Duke @ Florida State teased down to -11.5
My name is Xavier Lee, and I am the resurrection of what used to be a powerful Seminole offense, plus all of the Dukies are more interested in Lacrosse.
Pitt @ Louisville teased down to -4
I can’t lose on Brohm all friggin’ year.