If she's wearing an Amare necklace...that works for me!

HOUSTON ROCKETS @ PHOENIX SUNS (-6)
The Suns matching-up with the Rockets reminds me of how Heather Locklear looked when hangin'-out with David Spade. To start, while I'm a fan of slow-footed Chinaman and the undersized Chuck Hayes at PF, the Rocket frontcourt is doomed chacing the Matrix & Amare up-n-down the floor tonight. At the point, Rafer & Stevie Franchise are not what you call defensive specialists able to slow down the Nash'anator, while T-Mac will have to earn every basket against the feisty Raja Bell. As for Shane Battier (8 ppg, 39 fg%) versus Grant Hill (15 ppg, 47 fg%)...I'll take the older Dukie. And finally, with the Suns coming-off an azz-kicking they received from the Warriors Monday and the Rockets looking at a tough contest Thursday at GST, I like the Suns to take care of business early and often tonight...Suns by 10-14 points

That's pretty close to Tar Heel colors!

N CAROLINA TAR HEELS (-5) @ OHIO ST BUCKEYES
I luv that this game is in Columbus because it keeps the line under double-digits. Just about everbody returns from last year's loaded Tar Heel squad, while the Buckeyes lost the majority of their starting line-up and have looked out-of-sync for long-stretches in each contest this year. Trust me, Roy Williams will look to embarass the Big Ten power and has the horses to continue to pile-on once the benches are cleared...Tar Heels by 10-14 points

NBA TEASER SPECIAL

I actually don't mind if they tease!

PHOENIX SUNS teased -2
DALLAS MAVERICKS teased -10

I already told you how much I luv the Suns, so teasin' it to basically a win is a no-brainer. As for the Mavericks, they've lost a couple in-a-row and will look to get back on track at home against a miserable T-Wolves squad. I actually think it helps that Minnesota won on Monday...cause they won't be as desperate...Wolves by 14-18 points