ATS - MLB: 116-91 - NFL: 14-12 - College: 20-20 - NBA: 2-2
Another solid Saturday on the Gridiron means a nicer bottle of Vodka for yours truly this week...say bye-bye Mr. Gordon & Mr. Hawkeye, it's flavored Smirnoff time! Let's continue to roll Homeboys...
CINCINNATI BENGALS (-1.5) @ BUFFALO BILLS
Not what I'd call an elaborate breakdown, but Cincy is due for a win as much as Dick Juron and Great Grandpa Marv are due for a loss. The Bills still don't have any stability at QB and have a banged-up backfield, while Carson Palmer is still one of the top 5 QBs in the game and will be gettin' a well-rested Rudi Johnson back. If Marvin Lewis loses to Buffalo today, I guarantee he walks out of the visitor's locker-room with a pink-slip.
Final Score: BENGALS 27 BILLS 20
SUNDAY FUNDAY TEASER
SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (teased to -1.5) @ MINNESOTA VIQUEENS
Just like last week’s tease of Indy, being able to knock down the line so a dominate squad just needs to win against a shitty team is as close to a guarantee as it gets…and gives you 6 points on all your other plays. While I'm only writing about the Lightning Bolts being teased with the Eagles, I've also thrown' them in plenty of others (Titans, Colts, Bengals, half my college plays, etc.) The Chargers are rollin’ after a slow start and it helps that their still not in control of the division (no letdown yet), while the Vikes have rumblings about a coaching change and have only looked good against the team formerly known as the Ronny Mexico’s and the team formerly know as the Bears. I’m not going crazy with the teasers like I did with Indy, but at least a handful of plays will be getting 6 points thanx to the Lightning Bolts.
Final Score: CHARGERS 31 VIQUEENS 20
PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (teased to +9.5) @ DALLAS COWBOYS
Almost put Vince Young here going points against David the Carr's a Lemon (Titans +2), but Donovan seems to have found a groove and will be playing against one of the most overrated secondary's in the league. As for the Cowboys, with Tony Romo coming-off a huge contract extension and rumors he was playing footsie with Britany Spears during the bye-week, I'm predicting a few ugly interceptions under the lights tonight (btw, if your gonna play with anything of Britany's...just make sure it's not the unbearded retarded clam thing). And what you think T.O.'s attitude will be like with Romo gettin' all this money...utter happiness for his friend? I bet (legally of-course) this one comes down to the final two minutes, and I can't see how a healthier McNabb doesn't make S Roy Williams look foolish for 4 quarters. Sure the Andy Reid stuff scares me a little (take some time off you idiot!), but not enough to stay away from basically double digit points.
Final Score: COWBOYS 30 EAGLES 27