FYI, I went to a Lesbian Bar last night in my new hood…crazy, and I’ll admit I now know why using a NASCAR Flag during 4-play can be titillating. As for the yellow notepad, I know you guys aren't happy with my .500 ATS record in football, so for those of you who don't trust my late season dominance feel free to use my picks for Entertainment Purposes or cause you like tellin’ your lady: “Who’s ur favorite New Kid? Call me Joe, Call me Danny, Call me Greg Gamble Beeatch!” ...But don't say I never told you so when I go on 7-game win-streak...and that starts at noon on Sunday!
CINCINNATI BENGALS (+3.5) @ BALTIMORE RAVENS
Something doesn’t make sense…you get points, and they can’t score? I know Marvin Lewis and his squad sucks, but getting’ more than 1-pt against the Ravens is like getting 8 credits at Peppermint Rhinoceros and knowin’ u didn’t buy ur boy an Arbor Mist room. Also, Bengals are due to cover, while the Ravens are due to look older…and older…and older…Orange Gato’s by a TD
ST LOUIS RAMS @ NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (ova 46 ½ )
For all the experts that brag about the Saints (and I’m a fan of NO), have you seen who they’ve played? Drew Brees and Co. have rallied because they’ve scored…not because they’ve stopped anybody. As for the Rams coming off the bye week and finally gettin’ my fantasy players healthy, they’ll score at least 27…and probably loose. Rams & Saints playin’ flag-football
DETROIT LIONS @ ARIZONA CARDINALS (unda 45)
I guarantee Matt Millen can’t believe he’s atop the division. And no matter what Kitna tells ya…neither can the players. Because of this, I promise you the Lions play it conservative and try not to loose this game instead of trying to win it…have I mentioned that the Cardinals defense is “Foreign chick from Better Off Dead” quality?...better than advertised Homboys! As for Arizona’s O, my “O”-face would get more excitement than an injured-Kurt Warner on a drop-back. Lions & Cardinals in a battle to score 30