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GREGGY G'S NEW YEAR'S RESOLUTIONS

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New Year's Resolution for Ced - To stop Suckin'

Muhsin Muhammad – to give back all the money he stole from the Bears…unfortunately, on the way to Halas Hall he’ll probably drop it!

Kenny Williams – to stop acting cockier than David Spade after he started droppin' his swimmers in Heather Locklear

Daryle Ward – TO PUT THE FORK DOWN!

Lance Briggs & Brian Urlacher – to carry Saran Wrap in their wallets

Kirk Hinrich – to stop hacking a player across the arm and then acting like my azz with a bottle of lotion and my pants around my ankles when my girl walks in… “What I do?”

Lovie Smith – to stop saying were a running team when we rank 31st in total rushing yards and dead last in yards per carry (3.1)

Johnny Pax – to stop overpaying overachievers that are short and one-dimensional or trying to convince me that Ben Wallace is not more worthless than a paper-thin happy-sock!

Josh Fields – to never play OF again

Andres Nocioni – to stop running into large black men and acting more suprised than T.T. Boy being asked to wear a condom when the ref calls a foul

Ronnie Woo Woo – to move to Alaska

With that, onto my picks and pics...

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Chris Paul has been absolutely flawless!

NEW ORLEANS HORNETS (-3.5) @ CHARLOTTE BOBCATS
Nobody in the league has dominated the PG position on a nightly basis like Chris Paul. After the Hornets had a sluggish start, CP3 vowed to take control of the offense and be more aggressive. As a result, he’s been Kobe Tai in Jade Princess-flawless in leading the Hornets to wins in 5 of their last 6, including a 40-point, 9 ass, 5 reb, 5 stl, and 1 turnover performance in his last contest. In addition, the Hornets finally have Peja back from a groin injury, and have a frontcourt of David West & Tyson Chandler averaging 30 pts, 20 reb, & 3 blks, that will be too much for Okafor & and the newly acquired Mohammed to handle…Hornets by 7-11 points

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The Heat may put their hands up, but that won't stop Dwight!

ORLANDO MAGIC (-3.5) @ MIAMI HEAT
With Alonzo out, Coach LA Looks will be forced to watch the rapidly declining Diesel try to stop the most amazing specimen I’ve seen since Ali Larder had whip-cream on her tatas. Dwight Howard (23 ppg, 15 rpg, 3 bpg) will surely have Shaq in foul by the end of the 1st quarter and then Riles will be forced to turn to the dynamic duo of Earl Barron & Mark Blount to stop the Beast. I know D-Wade will try to keep this close, but with Hedu & Lewis spreading the floor (7-10 from behind the arc Wednesday) and Jameer Nelson overdue for a St. Joe’s type of performance (If White Chocolate doesn’t play, the Heat don’t even have another PG available tonight), this could get ugly…Magic by 6-12 points

1st NBA/College Bowl Teaser

MST SPARTANS VS BOSTON COLLEGE EAGLES (Teased to + ½ )
HOUSTON ROCKETS @ MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES (Teased to +6)

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I love the Golden Eagles and Golden Hair Homeboys!

The Golden Eagles were ranked as high as #2 this season before losing 3 of their last 5. While some may think they’ll be unmotivated for a bowl they’ve never heard of, BC currently has the longest active Bowl winning streak (7) and new headmaster Jeff Jagodzinski will have his team psyched for his 1st Bowl game as a Head Coach. While MST is also sporting a 1st year coach, he’s been busy this Holiday season suspending multiple players for tonight’s contest. As for how the teams match-up, the Spartans are a run-heavy offense facing an Eagles defense that ranks #1 in the nation in rushing yards allowed. On the flipside, QB Matt Ryan is considered the best NFL prospect in this year’s draft and will be facing a pass defense ranked 43rd in the county. I like it straight-up, but can’t see how they don’t pull-out a victory with it teased…I might even consider teasing all my hardwood plays with this gem…Eagles by 6-12 points

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6-6 PF Chuck Hayes may need to borrow her shoes tonight!

As for the Grizz, I know they’ve lost 3 in-a-row, but just a week ago they showed their potential with a victory over the Spurs. Rudy Gay & Mike Miller have been solid inside-outside threats combining for over 40% from downtown and almost 13 rpg, while Pau Gasol is still a threat on the block and Kyle Lowry is probably the most underrated PG in league. As for the Rockets, surprise-surprise, T-Mac is out with an injury and Yao Ming already looks tired. In addition, the roll-players for 1st year coach Rick Adelman have been Britney Spears in a bikini-horrible (Rafer Alston 29-3pt%, Shane Battier 40-fg%, Mike James 36-fg%). Throw-in a flu-recovering Bonzi Wells and a starting PF standing 6-6 that will struggle against the length and athleticism of the Grizz (Darko, Warrick, & Swift), and I expect straight-up victory for the home squad…Grizz by 2-6 points

2nd NBA/College Bowl Teaser

MST SPARTANS VS BOSTON COLLEGE EAGLES (Teased to + ½ )
LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS @ PHOENIX SUNS (Teased to -10)

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The Suns covered one yesterday and will cover another 2night!

As mentioned yesterday, the Suns are determined to prove their still one of the best teams in the league. The won by 20 last night against an undermanned Clippers squad, where able to rest the starters (nobody played 30 min), and will look to show-off at home against the same undermanned terrible squad…Suns by 15-21 points

Posted by Greg Gamble on December 28, 2007 11:50 AM |


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