Holiday season at the in-laws means Teasin’ T-Bone has more than enough time studying lines. So on this Sunday Funday I bring you primarily pigskin, with just a touch of roundball. Like a true degenerate, I hope santa brings me a present today in the form of some greenbacks, and if he doesn’t there is always tomorrow. I’ve said it before and I’ll repeat myself one more time…drink in left hand, mouse in right hand….ready, set, go!
Golden State @ Cleveland -2
The Warriors have too much going against them today….they are lacing up for their 5th straight road game, they suffered a tough loss last night, their FG % has dropped steadily each game on the road, and Bron-Bron owns this series. Cleveland has been resting since Thursday, so fresh legs and home court is just too much today, I expect a big one from Larry Hughes. Cavs by 10.
Kansas City @ Detroit unda 43.5
I have no idea who the hell will win this toilet bowl, my gut says the Lions will cover, but I’m not willing to tie up my retirement funds on it. I do know this, both offenses are next to pathetic and the Lions D was very respectable early in the year. This will be one of the most boring games of the year to watch and I don’t know about you, but I am going to take a big pull off my whiskey with every punt, so I should be drunk by halftime. 17-10 is the final today my friends.
Houston @ Indianapolis teased down to -1
Houston has looked respectable this year but are quite simply only good enough to be a middle of the pack NFL team. Bobby Sanders and the Colts D will give Sage ‘I’m not just a spice’ Rosenfels fits all day long with a lot of movement and more D-back blitzes than you can count. When Peyton’s on the field, he will be very precision like and pick apart the Texans with his hand movements. I am putting this one with every tease today, cuz can the Colts really lose this one? Indy by 7.
Tampa Bay teased down to pick em @ San Francisco
The 9ers have to do without Dilfer today which means the Bucs can focus on Frank Gore all day long. This spells disaster in the Bay City today especially since they won last week, so they have met their quota for the month. Chucky has his look back and the Bucs are prepping for the playoffs, they take this one by 8.