After gong 2-1 on the hardcourt yesterday(damn Illini), I feel the need to spread my gambling knowledge across all of the sports today. So here we go fellas, and if you don’t have a drink in hand yet go get one and remember….it’s SUNDAY MUTHA F*CKIN’ FUNDAY BEEATCHES!
Miami Dolphins @ Buffalo Bills -7
Lets talk the fins first, John Beck is bringing them in town having led them to only one TD drive in his last 3 games(not good), and when you look at everyone that is gimpy today the list doesn’t end(no running back, Booker-out, Matt Roth-out, half the defense-out). On the Bills side Marshawn Lynch will control the ground game today early which will allow Losman to pick apart the fins second stringers. If that doesn’t have you convinced I will give you my insider tip of the day…I’m sitting in friggin’ Ohio in a sleet storm and Buffalo is just a touch east of me. The warm weather fins will be packing before they even take the field. Buffalo by 14.
Dallas Cowboys -11.5 @ Detroit Lions
Okay, the Lions are on a four game skid because they can’t run the f*ckin’ ball. Now Roy Williams is on the sidelines which will leave Kitna looking lost. Add one more in the fact that the Boys D is going headhunting today after Kitna called them non-athletic wussies in a week 17 victory last year. As my buddy Greggy G says ‘that is a gambling trifecta if I’ve ever seen one’. Just bet it and sit back knowing that if you flog your dolphin once today you will score more than the lions will. Cowboys by 20
Eastern Washington Eagles +1.5 @ Idaho Vandals
This is the hidden gem for this Sunday fellas. The Eagles absolutely own the Vandals winning 7 of the last 9, and they take care of the boards better than most at their level which is like the number one staple for winning on the road. Idaho has one measely win this year, can barely get the ball past half court, and when they get to the line shoot a treacherous 55%, and that doesn’t bode well for any team with a tight line like this. Eagles by 5
The money line on this favors the Wings big time so it isn’t even worth touching unless you throw it in a parlay all day long. Detroit has taken 11 of the last 12 meeting and are nearly unstoppable in the Joe. Wings by 2 goals