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Single ATS: 12-13 Parlays: 1-2 Teasers: 3-5

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Grab a drink and keep readin', cuz this is just the beginning! U can't beat Bama Poon!

Road dogs, my friends, today is about the road dogs across the nation. And the reason the traveling team is high on my list is because of math. Because today isn’t just about any team that has donned a bus or plane today, today is about the dogs that come into today less than +5. These teams are at the top of my radar cuz on the year, any home team that has been from a pick ‘em to -5 has only covered 28% of the time.

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I'm thinkin' she still covers better than homes teams have been throughout the 2008 campaign!

So this weekend brings us 8 games where the home team is even to -5. If the trend continues only 2 of these home teams will cover, not bad odds huh? But let me tell you a secret that only the insideplay cult will know….TCU(at -1.5) already covered on Thursday. That leaves 7 games and now only one team is expected to cover to keep the 28% trend alive. Hell, even go one more and say the trend is going to be 40% this weekend(which has only happened twice so far), that still means that only 2 out of the 7 home teams that are even to -5 are gonna cover today.

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Vanessa doesn't like to cover either, the correlation is impeccable. To see more of the dirty girl that goes by Vanessa, gently STROKE HER HERE!

Those 7 games are….UConn/Rutgers(-1), Wisconsin/Iowa(-3.5), Purdue/Northwestern(-4), Southern Miss/Rice(-2), Kansas St/Colorado(-3.5), Virginia Tech/Boston College(-3), and Mizzou/Texas(-5). Out of all of these games, I believe Wisconsin had the best chance of winning today…

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The Beavers, I mean Badgers know how to get to the promise land! A giraffe tongue never hurt either!

The Badgers come into this game on a 3 game skid, during that time they went Big Ten Champ contenders to most people saying that their season is a lost cause. I’m here to tell you that Iowa and Michigan State are the toughest teams left on their schedule and I can honestly see the Badgers rolling into bowl season at 9-3. And you can be guaranteed that Bielema has not used the words ‘lost season’, in fact losing 3 in a row against tough foes has to have just added fuel to the fire.

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Looks like the Badgers are used to bending people over in their own friggin' house, notice the black & gold on the chair too, now that's a sign!

What I really like about the Badgers chances today is that they are one of the more balanced teams in the Big Ten. They will hit you in the mouth with both PJ Hill and John Clay, and in the air Allan Evridge has spread the ball around to 4 different receivers equally throughout the year. I don’t doubt that PJ is going to have a tough day in between the tackles, but play action is going to be the name of the game and the Hawkeyes just don’t have enough D-back talent to cover all of the receiver weapons. Coach Bielema is also smart enough to know that his team needs to get some points on the board to get some confidence back, so I believe they will be looking to the air more than usual anyway. It is with great sorrow that I say, Badgers win outright 20-10.

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But I still luv me some good Hawk Girl!!!!!
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I haven't seen two teasers match up like this since that potential threesome in college went horribly wrong!

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Ole Miss @ Alabama teased to -5.5
Houston blew his preverbial Nutt against Florida a couple weeks ago, I don’t see how he can get a team with mediocre talent to pull out 2 outlandish road wins in 3 weeks. Lets not forget that Nick Satan has no mercy on anyone that steps into Bryant-Denny stadium.

Army @ Buffalo teased to -5
This is a matchup nightmare for Army today. The Bulls only give up 115 yds on the ground, and their 2-4 record is very misleading since they play one of the toughest schedules of any team of their caliber. Losses to Pitt, Mizzou, and Central Michigan are nothing to be ashamed of. The Bulls will roll today.
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One more Bama hottie for the road never hurts. Have the best of luck today fellas and join us tomorrow for NFL action, and of course, more skin than words!!

Posted by Greg Gamble on October 18, 2008 6:17 AM |


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