GREG GAMBLE’S 2008 PIGSKIN PICKS: 54-33 ATS...62%
NFL 19-14 - NCAA 17-11 - Teasers 18-8 - Ladies 87-0
How bout my Turkey Day Madness...talk bout being right on!
*BTW UPDATE, I LUV DA T-WOLVES -1 and DA HORNETS +5
...IF U DON'T PLAY THEM UR STUPID HOMEBOYS!
LeSean McCoy might not cutback to a victory versus the Mountaineers, but he'll cutback enough to cover 9.5!
W VIRGINIA MOUNTAINEERS @ PITT PANTHERS (teased +9.5)
UTEP MINERS (teased +12) @ EAST CAROLINA PIRATES
Like Najah Davenport pooping in a closet (that story never gets old), Hugh Grant stopping for directions from a lady in heels, and Paris Hilton slobbin-on-bob in a hotel room, I'm frickin' madly addicted to teasers right now. Maybe it's my ridiculous success rate (18-8...69% dude!), maybe's it's how the word teaser rolls off your tongue when your calling your guy from the garage, whatever it is, it's enabling me to pay my nanny without using a credit card lately...
This is how WV's LBers will look once LeSean makes his cut!
While T-Bone tried to talk me out of it (Teasin' T-Bone kinda likes W. Virginia and absolutely loves Central Michigan -10 today) and I rarely invest on a Wanny coached squad, considering this is street-fight type of rivalry I'll take the home dog with six extra points from the gambling gods because of the tease. While Pat White & Co. looked awesome last week & paid my water bill, Pitt's 24th in the nation at stopping the run and has one of the best LBers in country in Scott McKillop. On offense, Jr. QB Bill Stull won't be playing on Sundays, but he's smart & has some weapons on the outside to loosen things-up for the freakshow known as McCoy. That's all I got since this thing starts early!
Final Score: MOUNTAINEERS 20 PANTHERS 23
While she doesn't look like my fat friend Damian, they both have a piece of my heart. As for why I mentioned D (aka Da Cougar), he luvs the unda in the WV/PITT match-up and luvs a shout out!
I'll take the one on the left...and I'll take the Miners!
UTEP MINERS (teased +12) @ EAST CAROLINA PIRATES
As for the 2nd part of my tease...TOUCH ME HERE
The sun always shines brightly on Asians in Bikinis, as well as, QB Trevor Vittatoe of UTEP!
UTEP MINERS (teased +12) @ EAST CAROLINA PIRATES
Haven't wagered on UTEP in two years, never seen their redonkulous QB play (So. Trevor Vittatoe 56 TD 13 INT in his career), and can't tell you much about the freakish stats of their WR (So. Kris Adams's last three games: 17 catches, 339 yrds, 8 TD), but they look too good on paper to not cover double-digits against a Pirates squad with nothing to play for. Skip Holtz squad already clinched a spot in C-USA title game, so don't be suprised if you seem plenty of second stringers today as they rest-up for their championship.
Final Score: MINERS 31 PIRATES 30