« Hump Day ATS Pigskin & Bikini Picks | Main | Home of Greg MFin Gamble's Daily Luv »

Thursday Night NFL ATS & Supermodel Pics

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008 PIGSKIN PICKS: 44-27 ATS...62%
NFL 14-12 - NCAA 17-9 - Teasers 13-6 - Happiness 71-0
See my winners & hotties from...Monday - Tuesday - Hump Day
Or if you need some packing tips from Kobe Tai...TOUCH ME HERE

cold%202.jpg
Luv him or hate him, would u rather invest on Grandpa Green Bay in inclement weather...

Cassell%20again.jpg
...or an inexperienced kid who spent his college days...

Perfect%20weather.jpg
...chasing talented tail in weather like this!

NEW YORK JETS (+3.5) @ NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
Considering this off-season I joked Grandpa Favre should stay home & play Sudoku with his wife…and was been burned like Travis Henry every time a chick said she was on the pill when I’ve played against the Pats this season, I know I look like a hypocrite taking the Vicodin-powered signal-caller over the Hooded-Genius tonight, but this ain’t about me…this about ur opportunity to Make it Rain this weekend!

Rujira.JPG
Just like our friend, Farve has looked solid even when wet!

To start, I know Brett had an awful NFC Championship game in what was supposed to be “Favre type weather”, but give me a break…that was a Witch’s Tit teased w/ ice cubs-cold! In general, while Favre’s normal mistakes look twice as bad in shitty weather, his experience & overall success (we talkin’ MFin wins!) is beyond legendary…even if he is inching closer to the AARP-discounted Wrangler jeans era. Tonight, it should be in the 40s w/ more likelihood for rain than the likelihood Jassie used some inhibitors before performing in “Old Geezers, Young Teasers” (BTW, I definitely recommend a google search of Jassie).

All%205.jpg
No matter how nice the 5 up-front look, u know they'd be happier w/ Brady's rich-azz behind them!

On the Pats side, while I’d categorize Mr. Cassell’s emergency performance this season as “almost” spectacular considering he hadn’t started a game since he was trying to impress young cheerleaders for Homecoming date, I’m guessing as the weather changes and the season progresses Matt will become more and more of liability. Thus far, along with the brilliantly-simple schemes the coaching staff implemented to ensure USC’s former clipboard-holder doesn’t put them in a position to lose, Cassell’s been extremely efficient managing the offense and turned the “check-down underneath” into an art form. That being said, the catalyst for Cassell & Billy Belichick’s reasonable success has been a patchwork backfield running between the tackles and behind an O-Line much more accustomed to pass-blocking.

K%20Jenkins.jpg
Sure Farve is the sexy "Cougar"-type acquisition, but the biggest reason for Jet success has been big-bad Kris Jenkins!

Jets3.jpg
Speaking of the Jets, looks like our favorite College Football fan is jumping on Greggy G's bandwagon for tonight!

But the biggest difference for the Pats rushing attack this week (the last 4 weeks they’ve faced some of the worst rush D’s in the league: #30 STL, #27 Denver, #24 Indy, & #15 Buffalo), they face a dominating DL anchored by the manchild Kris Jenkins and ranked #5 in the league against the rush, not to mention fuming with hatred for the Pats. Overall, NY is solid defensively and should look even better w/ the rain forcing an already ground-oriented attack to become even more one-dimensional. While I’m sure Cassell will give Randy of few shots deep, the quick-hits to Welker might be a little riskier w/ a slippery pigskin and will force the green-QB to make more “reads” than “scripted-throws.”

Leon%20Washington.jpg
While Jones has been outstanding between the tackles, lil Leon is deadly on the outside like his Seminole days!

As for when the Mangini has the rock, while Favre’s downfield ability & unconventional style has opened things up and given a normally pedestrian-offense some life, the running game has become lethal with a revamped & massive O-Line and the contrasting styles of Thomas “Downhill” Jones (750 yrds, 4.7, 8 TD – 20 rec. TD) & Leon “Bounce-it-Out” Washington (222 yrds, 4.8, 2 TD - 22 rec. TD). While Belichick’s D is fundamental sound, without the luxury of an offense enabling them some rest, the veteran group looks gassed and should find the remaining schedule a little more taxing than in year’s past.

wow1.jpg
While media outlets are reporting Brett is COVERING-UP an injury, so is 90% of the league at this point!

While plenty of media outlets have reported Favre hasn’t looked as sharp and might be nursing an injury, I’d like to introduce you to my friend “Grandpa Possum”. Sure he’s banged-up, but if anything, that just means will see more emphasis on the ground attack and quick drops in the passing game before he opens things-up with play-action. With Coles & Cotchery looking more comfortable by the week with Favre and TE Dustin Keller (last week: 6 rec, 108 yrds, TD) realizing he can make a fortune by watching tapes of Bubba “Play action 3-yard TD” Franks and Mark “Will you go to prom with me?” Chmura, I expect the Jets to easily control the field-position battle tonight.

birds6.jpg
U know what 2 lil birds told me bout Vegas setting this line?

In closing, while the oddsmakers seem convinced Favre’s wildness...
(KEEP READING) (TOUCH ME HERE) (TEASER ACTION TOO)

fashion.jpg
If she's not wearing a Hooded-Sweatshirt, I'm guessing that means she's on the IP.com Mangini bandwagon!

In closing, while the oddsmakers seem convinced Favre’s wildness falls right into the baiting-hands of the Hooded-Genius, I simply believe the Jets are better suited on both sides of the ball at this point in the season and have better personal considering tonight’s weather conditions. Throw-in the Matt Cassell versus Brett Favre match-up and I’d be sillier than Viking on airplane with a Wizzinator to take the Pats tonight. Jet’s win outright Beeatches!

Final Score: JETS 20 PATS 17

SPECIAL ALERT - SPECIAL ALERT - SPECIAL ALERT

emotion%202.jpg
With the crazed rivalry, these two teams should excude more passion than our friend is showing us here!

And as a result this brilliant analysis, I’m convinced I can double-up my dough with some teaser action on tonight’s contest. With the emotional rivalry, weather conditions, and playoff implications on Foxsborough’s notoriously-bad field, I expect a low-scoring, battle for field position-type of game. I kinda like it unda 42.5, but luv it at unda 48.5…which means it's time for:

GREGGY G'S THRUSDAY NIGHT TEASER SPECIAL

nice%20two.JPG
Because two are always better to play with than one!

NEW YORK JETS (teased +9.5) @ NEW ENGLAND PATRIOTS
NEW YORK JETS @ NEW ENGLAND PATS (teased OVA 48.5)
Cause if u didn’t know, now ya know Homeboys!

goat.jpg
Oh yeah, and don't forget to show your goat some luv!

Posted by Greg Gamble on November 13, 2008 11:39 AM |


About

This page contains a single article from November 13, 2008 11:39 AM.

The previous days article was Hump Day ATS Pigskin & Bikini Picks.

The next days article was Home of Greg MFin Gamble's Daily Luv.

Many more articles can be found on the main index page or by looking through the archives.

Sign up now and get RICH with Free Winners emailed to you once a day [we won't spam or sell your email and you can unsubscribe at any time]:

OR

Subscribe to our News Feed


Powered by
Movable Type 3.33