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Do I really have to wait 8 months to see her again?

Even though Saturday was primarily NFL, it was living proof that it doesn’t matter whether the big boys or little boys are playing pigskin, my Saturday record has been about as impressive as that home video porno that you and your girl tried making.(At least the ladies never let me down, CLICK HERE TO SEE) So instead of poking my eyes out with a butter knife, I figure it’s time to move on to something brighte,SUNDAY FUNDAY NFL TEASERS!
Unlike her, I don't think the Ravens and the Fins combined have the firepower to score at will!

Baltimore/Miami teased to under 44

Today’s matchup is going to be a struggle because both of these teams matchup up well against each others strengths. When you look at the strength for the Dolphins it is pretty easy to look at their offense. With Pennington in town they have figured out a way to become a very efficient passing offense, putting up over 235 yards a game. And what is even better, is they have figured out their rushing game lately and Ronnie Brown has become a franchise back with Ricky Williams as a sidekick.
Kinda tough to let loose when the defense has you all tied up.

But the unfortunate thing for the Fins is that the Ray Lewis led Ravens defense plays shutdown ball. And when they matched up with Miami back in October, they were able to take them out of their rhythm and only gave up a touchdown and two field goals. Yes, Baltimore will give up a few yards through the air, but you can bet that if Miami abandons the running game early, it will only mean that Ray Lewis will have an opportunity to pin his ears back that much sooner in the game. And lets not forget that Samari Rolle and Ed Reed are a couple good choices to have as your defensive backs.
Ray Ray ain't the only thing that looks good in black!

Most importantly in this under is the fact that Miami’s defense has been playing solid ball as of late, and are a big reason they finished out the regular season this year. With Joe Flacco being a rookie having to travel on the road against the confident Fins defense, I don’t see them having a whole lot of luck today. I think Miami will pull this one out 24-13.

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With Peterson as your life preserver and wearing the home whites to boot, I'd stick out my tongue also.

Philadelphia @ Minnesota teased to +9

Minnesota is gonna make no bones about the fact that they run the ball and run it well. With Peterson continuing to gain strength and Tavaris needing some time to settle into the game, you can be guaranteed that the Vikes will run the ball early and often. This will control the tempo of the game as well as keep Donovan and the crew off the field.
Gisele and Adrian both have sick moves and are on the brink of perfection, mmmmmm Gisele.

As for Philly, they are coming off an extremely easy win last week and most likely thinking they are a bit better than reality. In addition, they have 3 offensive lineman and 4 defensive players that are either on the sidelines or banged up. In a year when the 3 through 6 seeds are the epitamy of mediocrity, I don’t see how the Vikings at home lose 9 points.

SUNDAY TEASER TOPPING(like whip cream and a cherry)
If football just isn't enough for you, or you are like me and always add in a third team to your teaser, I'd recommend switching over to the NBA and teasing the Celtics down to -6.5 at the Knicks. Boston has already dominated New York twice this season and proved they still have fire after completely going off on the Wizards a couple days ago. Doc Rivers is making sure Boston still has something to prove, and the clovers are responding nicely.

Posted by Greg Gamble on January 3, 2009 7:20 PM |


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