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GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 107-82 ats…56%
NBA 67-60 - NCAA 33-18 - Teasers 7-4 - Church League 69-0

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While everybody talks about Lawson, Hansborough, Green, & Ellington, what makes UNC unbeatable is Thompson & Davis!

And just like our friend here...
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...their action down-low is simply Naughty!

While I wanted to highlight the soon-to-be Tourney Champion Tar Heels and my flawless/winning bracket in this post, I can't stop thinking about Vinny from ShamWow. Just like the first time I saw Jassie in the cinematic thriller Stocking Stuffers, I fall asleep counting creepy ShamWowers jumping over a fence. What's even more amazing is how fricking old Vince Shlomi is (44) & looks compared to his on-screen wizardry. But enough about a guy looking like an Ass. Manager at Toys R Us & time to tell you why the Heels will win this thing easily.

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While Jay Wright looks almost as sweet as Keeley in black...

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...his pimpness can't lead the undersized squad to a victory!

As mentioned, while Ty, Tyler, and there flashy wings (Danny & Wayne) get all the pub, 6-8 245 lb Deon Thompson (11 ppg, 6 rpg) & 6-10 Ed Davis (19 mpg, 7 pgg, 7 rpg, 2 bpg) provide the additional muscle and inside scoring down-low to make every possesson a nightmare for opponents. Both would be go-to scorers on 95% of the teams in the country and both will be playing in the NBA in the near future. While Nova has simply imposed their will and played lights-out D their last five halves of hoops, they just don't have the length or froncourt depth to stop my NCAA Tourney Bracket Champions. So get in on the Tar Heels moneyline Homeboys cause it ain't getting lower with yours truly pumping their luv like T.T. Boy at a Van Nuys Pool Party!

GREGGY G'S NBA ATS SPECTACULAR
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The lethal three are relaxed and ready to roll!

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...plus, Manu's legs are fresher than my fav IDOL star...

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...which means the Spurs cover up easier than Misa Campo!

OKLAHOMA CITY SONICS @ SAN ANTONIO SPURS (-11.5)
TOUCH ME HERE FOR MY NBA ATS LOCK O THE DAY!!!

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Every snapshot I take of the Spurs and this ATS pick...

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...looks better and better Homeboys!

OKLAHOMA CITY SONICS @ SAN ANTONIO SPURS (-11.5)
With the Spurs deadlocked with two other teams in the West for the two seed (actually SA has 1/2 game lead over the other two), I have a feeling you'll be seeing playoff intensity from the former Champs from here on out. Especially with Manu back and Timmy D somewhat rested after taking some time off this month, I expect San Antonio to hold onto the two seed.

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If she's sporting some Spur luv that has to be a sign!

But the biggest reason I luv Pops and the lethal three tonight is that they were embarassed by the Thunder just a couple weeks ago. While Oklahoma City had a nice little run post All-Star Break, the magic has worn off (they've lost three straight) as teams no longer are treating them like a CBA squad. And with payback and playoff seeding on the Spurs mind, I expect a 20-point victory in front of the home crowd tonight...SPURS BY 18-24 PTS

Posted by Greg Gamble on March 31, 2009 7:35 AM |


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