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GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 107-83 ats…56%
NBA 67-61 - NCAA 33-18 - Teasers 7-4 - Church League 69-0

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I know it sounds crazy coming from this White Sox fan, but I want Sheff's aging bat on the Southside lineup this summer!

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While Gary isn't the impressive youngster he once was like Gracie here, I still think he has something left in the tank!

I know you've heard me complain about the base-clogging, HR or nothing vets for the Sox, but hear me out...this makes perfect sense. With lefty Jim Thome currently holding down the DH spot, you know he'll be missing at least 40 games this year because of his chronically bad-back...which means Sheffield can lighten his load and provide Ozzie with a bat from the other side of the plate. Throw-in that LF Carlos Quentin is coming of a hand-injury and RF Jermaine Dye is overdue for a major DL-stint, and signing the crazy-cat could be exactly what GM Kenny Williams needs. And forget about his lousy season last year, his shoulder is better and he'll have a chip on it after getting released by the Tigers...so make it happen Southsiders!

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As for all drama regarding a young Laker and some ladies at the Playboy Mansion, give the kid a break...

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...he's just did what every other invitee would do!

The last two years the poor guy has finally started to play like a franchise cornerstone only to have a freakish knee injury each time ...and fat-azz scribes are hating cause their relaxtion therapists look a lil bit different than his Bunnies? And trust me LakeShow fans, when he does come back (and he'll come back soon), he'll have a nasty lil swagger because of all the criticism!

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As for Mr. Calipari, luv him or hate him, KU's lunatic hardwood boosters are getting exactly what they want,..

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...just like our friend's bikini-top ties, at least two Final Four appearances in the next five years...and that's a promise!

GREG GAMBLE'S ATS HARDWOOD PLAY O THE DAY
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Lil Aaron Brooks has a big-time game!

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And even if Shaq could crush him like Molly's crushing her friends, AARP Nash is the one that has to chase him 2night!

HOUSTON ROCKETS (+2) @ PHOENIX SUNS
TOUCH ME HERE TO FIND OUT WHY I LUV THE ROCKETS

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Just like Megan with this bunk bed, the Rockets have a chance to climb in the standings tonight!

HOUSTON ROCKETS (+2) @ PHOENIX SUNS
With the Spurs blowing a chance last night against the Thunder, the Rockets have a chance to take control of the #2 seed. As for the Suns, after an awful stretch last week that saw their playoff chances go up in smoke like Josh Howard's off-season habit, I'm expected the already overworked vets to start to take their foot off the gas as the season winds down. Which also means Yao outworks Shaq, Ron-Ron out muscles Grant & J-Rich, and Aaron Brooks has some fun running past Stevie in a Rockets win tonight...HOUSTON BY 6-12 PTS

BTW, I hear her back tat has a Rocket symbol...
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...that has to be an ATS sign, right Homeboys!

Posted by Greg Gamble on March 31, 2009 9:29 PM |


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