GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 122-94 ats…56%
NBA 81-71 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

"See that dude...that's Greggy MFin G! And he believes we should roll today...so don't f*ckin' make him mad!"

"Btw, that's his cover-girl...and she likes the Spurs too!

SAN ANTONIO SPURS (+5) @ DALLAS MAVERICKS
You really think the Spurs are gonna play like-"what Najah Davenport left in a girl's closet" (aka poo-poo no plater) for a second straight postseason contest? Not this degenerate-azz...who's lost more lap-dance money betting against the Spurs in the playoffs than Heather Locklear lost years of her life dating washed-up rockers. What can I say, I luv the Spurs to win outright today...and I still like them to win the series...SPURS BY 6-12 PTS

BTW, you know what Timmy & Mr. Longoria remind me of?

An Asian and a cupcake...too good to be true!