GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 117-92 ats…56%
NBA 76-69 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

While D-Wade's a MFin pimp, peel him away from the Heat and they're winning ten games this year!

...and if she peels another item of clothing off, I'm giving her friendly-azz another 10 MFin dollars!

MIAMI HEAT @ ATLANTA HAWKS (-4.5)
While the luv for D-Wade is stronger than mine for Alyssa Milano's in Poison Ivy II, trust me Homeboys, a rookie point (Chalmers), a one-knee'd pseudo center (J-O'neal), a straight-off the DL PF (Haslem), and a rookie 6th-man (The Bease) can't compete with a line-up reminding me of the Pistons when they the first started out with Chauncey. And don't call BS on my azz, if you've watched Spud Webb's ole crew, you'd know they are legit 1 thru 5 and have an underrated home-court in stripper-haven HotLanta..HAWKS BY 8-12 PTS

BTW, after my BBQ yesterday, I look almost as toasted...

as my friend here (figured a pic of me wouldn't be as cool)