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May 2, 2009

BULLS vs CELTICS FINALE...plus HOTTIES

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 125-97 ats…57%
NBA 84-74 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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Unlike our skinny friend here...

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...with KG out, Rose has a bunch of fat-azzes trying to stop him from getting to the cup!

CHICAGO BULLS (+6) @ BOSTON CELTICS
Call me crazier then Heather Locklear after she realized she wasted years of her hotness on douche-bags, but I honestly believe the Bullies will win tonight because Doc's vets are MFin gassed. Especially the oddly-shaped Paulie Pierce who looks like Aurora Snow in the final scene of "Service with a Smile" (aka...I'll go through the motions till the purple-headed warrior wins, but don't expect much emotion). Throw-in the amazing 50+ minute performance from the Shuttlesworth just two days ago, and I don't care that he was hotter than Halle Berry on a deck-chair in Swordfish...the 33-year old doesn't have the legs to keep up with Ben, Kirk, & D-Rose on the perimeter.

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There's not much not to like about Mr. Rondo...unless your Capt. Kirk, Big Bad Brad, or the rest of the Bulls!

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As for Lisa, I have no problem with her either!

As for the Celts frontcourt, if you really think Big Fat Baby & the plodding Kendrik Perkins can keep pace with Tyrus & Joakim for Game 7, you're dumber then the parents of the Spears' girls. In all honesty, Rajon Rondo is the only kid in green that scares me, but after tripping Kirk, slashing Brad, and then throwing the poor Iowa-boy into the scorer's table, I think you'll see an already bad-shooter look even more tentative then before. In my opinion, F*ck the spread fellas and just talk ChiTown for an outright victory.

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Please Vinny...just like our friend here, sit in your chair and let Harris & Biekerstaff handle all the basketball knowledge!

I know the Charles In Charge buffoon (aka Vinny) will do everything he can to prevent the Bulls from winning, but for some reason, I think they overcome his 4th quarter TOs that consist of no strategy and only "How cool is it that we're playing this game...enjoy the moment?!" And for those who know me, I'm the last cat you would call a kool-aid krazy homer. This is strictly a value play in my mind as I simply think the Celts don't have the energy to intimidate our youngsters w/out KG for a 7th-straight contest...BULLS WIN 95 to 91

If you've been here before Homeboys...
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...you know I'm not a homer...and tonight, I'm not even on the fence (or rail) for this contest...Bulls advance baby!

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May 4, 2009

NBA Playoff Handicapping & Hotties

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 125-98 ats…56%
NBA 84-75 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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While this picture reminds me of how much heart Ben Gordon played with during the Celtic series...

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...I still think the Bulls might be better off if they let him walk this summer if he's asking for superstar money!

I know this will make me sound like a Ben Gordon-hater, but I honestly believe the smart move is to let the former Huskie sign elsewhere if he’s demanding close to 10-Million a season. And you want to know why...Luol MFin Deng! While the majority of Chicagoans believe Deng is a soft little Beeatch, I actually believe he’s gonna use the criticism as ammunition and have a bounce-back year. And paired with John Salmons on the wing, the Bulls not only add some length and improve their D, but they give D-Rose more offensive opportunities with the shot-happy Gordon gone.

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I know Deng has plenty to prove, but trust me, he'll be better then ever when he returns next year!

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...so don't turn your back on him Homeboys!

Call my crazy for pulling a Miss Cleo and predicting Luol will be in the best shape of his life and actually attack the basket with some confidence, but he's a great kid and will work his azz off this summer once he's heathy. And I can't stress it enough, but just like Jenna Haze told us in the Oral Adventures of Craven Moorehead #8, size does matter fellas and switching Salmons to the two-spot will be a dream come true for Rose. Especially if T-Time & Noah can continue to improve on their play, not to mention if the front office adds another frontcourt piece, this team will be a 50-game winner with a young superstar and plenty of flexibility to take the next step!

NBA ATS PLAYOFF PREDICTION BY GREG GAMBLE
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Especially after reports the Magic play better without Howard, I have a feeling your gonna see him MFin dominate!

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Cause just like our friend, his talent is too flawless to ignore!

ORLANDO MAGIC (+3) @ BOSTON CELTICS
While the world talks about the Bulls/Celts Seven Game thriller, it's amazing to me how many people aren’t discussing how awful both teams played at different times. Without KG & Leon Powe, Boston’s frontcourt is extremely vulnerable to a player of Dwight Howard’s capabilities, not to mention they don’t have a big to guard Rashard Lewis on the perimeter (and please don’t try to tell me Brian Chubby Rapaport Scalabrine is the answer). Throw-in that Paulie & Shuttlesworth looked absolutely drained following the Bulls series, and I actually expect the Magic to destroy the Celts in Game One.

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While you may not know much about Mickael Pietrus, Paulie & Ray-Ray know how sick of a wing-defender he is!

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...and like our friend, he also has a great smile!

While Rajon Rando will be the biggest thorn in the Magic’s attempt to advance, I’m guessing Stan “The Hedgehog” Van Gundy will do a much better job of forcing the former Wildcat to beat them with jumpers. And even with Courtney Lee out tonight, the combination of Pietrus’s D and J.J. Redick’s sweet-jumper will give Mr. Allen all he can handle. ORLANDO MAGIC BY 7-14 PTS

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May 5, 2009

NBA PLAYOFF PICKS & PRETTY FACES

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 126-98 ats…56%
NBA 85-75 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0
*Did you miss my flawless picks & pics yesterday...TOUCH ME HERE

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Even as a smokes-rolled in my wife-beater Southsider, I luv Big Z and would take him in my line-up any day of the week!

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But if I did give him some advice, it would be to take a page from her workout regiment and do more stretching!

While I understand why Cub Nation is always up-n-arms when Zambrano’s antics at the plate or on the bases causes him to miss time, as a Wrigleyville outsider, you should just be thankful you have a pretty darn-good ball-player that does some of the most entertaining thinks I’ve ever seen on the diamond. And in all honesty, the biggest reason they might be in trouble with him on the DL for a couple weeks is the taxing the bullpen will take because the Cubs didn’t pull the trigger on Peavy and the scary fact that the already short-leashed Rich Harden (5.11 ERA) is struggling with confidence & location. But even saying that, I believe their line-up will keep them near the top till Carlos gets back. As for the my Sox, I'm not wasting more than a few innings & a morning boxscore till they're a couple games over .500...which means I may get a chance to take the summer off!

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Sweet & Salty Lou better hope Richie Harden can take on a few more innings or his bullpen will be gassed by July!

NBA PLAYOFF ATS FROM GREG GAMBLE
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Just like Queen Purple Panties here, even though the light always seems to be shinning on flawless royalty...

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...King James knowns his boy Mo has a match-up against "No-D" Bibby that will make him a brighter star this series!

HOTLANTA HAWKS @ CLEVELAND CAVALIERS (-11.5)
While three out of their four match-ups saw the Hawks stay within double-digits, not to mention pulling off a win in Atlanta on Dec. 13th, this is a whole new stage and situation. With a MVP award to get the King even more juiced-up, a surprising LakeShow loss to keep them focused, and the underrated fact they''re well-rested, I expect to see the Cavs absolutely destroy a banged-up Hawks squad to open the series. With ATL already sporting a miniscule bench, F Marvin Williams’ wrist injury enabled him only five minutes of court time over their last five games and forced journeymen Maurice Evans & Flip Murray into heavy minutes. Throw-in how slow Al Horford looked on Sunday after missing Game Six with an ankle injury (32 min, 3-9 FGs, 7 pts, 3 reb), and the confidence can't be too high for the Hotlanta kids!

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Just as she looks excited to be at this car show...

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...the Cavs should be looking happy after finally hitting the hardwood again tonight!

And tonight, they face one of the deepest teams in the Association chomping at the bit after sweeping the Pistons two Sunday Fundays ago. And while the novice gamblers will tell you the Hawks only lost by six in Cleveland on March 21, I studied the contest more than the film career of Daisy Marie and know that King James & Co. simply shut things down after opening-up an 18-point halftime lead. And trust me you little degenerates, this won’t happen tonight as the Cavs look to demoralize the Hawks psyche and open Round Two with a splash…BRON-BRONS BY 20-25 PTS

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The NBA ATS Magic & Hotness Continues!

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 127-98 ats…57%
NBA 86-75 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0
Did you miss my perfect Tuesday or flawless Monday fellas?

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It just seems too crazy for Ron-Ron to actually keep his head and knock down threes against Mr. Bryant for two straight!

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And speaking of crazy, can somebody tell me why she's wearing a bra under her bathing-suit...that's just MFin wrong!

HOUSTON ROCKETS @ LOS ANGELES LAKERS (-9.5)
What more do you want than a swelling knee from an already slow Great Wall of Ming, a headache & stitches for the former Dukie, and Ron Artest's ego trying to muster another game of sanity against Kobe...and btw, this is coming from a Laker Hater!

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When they're passing from 10-feet in to each other ...

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...it's almost as flawless as a tiny Asian smiling in lingerie!

Throw-in the unique wizardry of Odom & Gasol downlow against the undersized and suddently banged-up Adelman frontcourt, not to mention Houston is probably somewhat satisfied with at least splitting in Hollywood thus far, and I fully expect a Zenmaster azz-kicking from start to finish tonight...LAKERS BY 16-22 PTS

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Hey Nikita, should we pull back some more NBA Luv?

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May 7, 2009

Manny, Favre, Artest, Hotties, & NBA ATS

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 128-98 ats…57%
NBA 87-75 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0
Greggy G's 3-0 ATS this week Homeboys...show some luv!

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Manny: "I hate all the MFin back-acne I get."
Aroid: "I don't care cause most call-girls only see the front of me!"

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Unlike Dodger fans, these steroid stories just make me laugh!

Once again, Theo “The Kid” Epstein has proved he’s not only brilliant at piecing together the best values in baseball, but also at knowing when it’s time to drop a superstar like Vivid Entertainment unloads a starlet once they hit 25. As for the Dodgers, their lineup is still solid top-to-bottom, but more importantly, watch as they rally around each other as the LA media declares the season over. Especially in the lowly NL West, I’d bank on them winning the Division and struggling to figure out how to insert Manny back in the line-up once he returns.

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Just like my Homeboy Happy Gilmore said to his golf-ball...
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO YOUR HOME BRETT!

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Look at her Favre, she's seems happy just staying home!

As for Brett “Where’s my Vicodin” Favre, as I told the washed-up diva last year...go play MFin sudoku with ur wife! And while most will think I’m crazier than Heather Locklear for saying this, Sage Rosenfels is a better QB right now and will thrive with the Vikings if given the chance.

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While I'd admit this was a bad play, let's not throw Sage under the bus for a couple mistakes last year!

For all the shiznit he gets about the fumbles and late game mistakes that cost the Texans last year, his numbers are pretty ridiculous for a back-up thrown into the mix after only getting few snaps in camp and expecting to hold a clipboard all year. As for his career stats, I think it’s frickin amazing the 31-year old has a 81.2 QB Rating and completed 63% of his passes in 32 gms. And compared to Grandpa Favre, I bet he even practices and talks to some of his teammates!

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Because of Ron-Ron...

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...she's watching the Rockets season sail-away!

As for last night’s crazy show in MFin Hollywood, it was like Ron-Ron read my post yesterday and realized he’s overdue to ruin a team…again. While I would’ve loved for him to have bitch-slapped Kobe for acting like a punk and jawing after made shot with “You Can’t Guard Me!”, that doesn’t change the fact that Houston is done now that Mr. Artest has poisoned the Rocket water. And trust me, he’ll shoot about 30% from here on out and will play one-on-one to the point Coach Adelman will simply be forced to take him out!

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If Hotlanta hopes to "tie-up" the series...

Btw, feel free to check out my winners this week...let's see?
I won on Monday and then Tuesday and then Wednesday!
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...the Hawks need more than Zaza playing tough D!

HOTLANTA HAWKS @ CLEVELAND CAVS (UNDA 179)
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May 8, 2009

NBA ATS PICKS & FLAWLESS FIGURES

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 128-99 ats…57%
NBA 87-76 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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While everybody will be talking about the cocky wings in this contest, these two will determine tonight's winner!

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What can I say, I just see things that some people don't!

LOS ANGELES LAKERS (-1) @ HOUSTON ROCKETS
Just as I told you yesterday, while Ron-Ron's numbers have been sweeter than Jessica Alba's caboose thus far, after the latest melee I guarantee he'll be forcing the issue and preventing Yao from getting the rock. As for Krabby-n-Kocky Kobe, while it pains me to say it, he'll continue to dominate against the Dukie and make sure to get Artest in foul trouble..LAKERS BY 4-8 PTS

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Sit back and enjoy the weekend Homeboys!


May 9, 2009

HOME OF THE ATS PLAYOFF LEGEND

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 129-99 ats…57%
NBA 88-76 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0
Just like I told u last night...Ron-Ron is an ATS wonderland

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No need to spend all day finding a winner, Greggy G is 4-1 ATS this week so just chill and take his subscribed meds...

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As for tonight, it's like TT Boy trying to let a youngster with braces get the upa-hand...and it ain't gonna happen!

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See, I told ya some flawless cats are taking my advice!

CLEVELAND BRON-BRONS (-8.5) @ HOTLANTA HAWKS
Do you think King James & Co. saw what Kobe & Co. did on their Round Two opening road-trip...yeah, me too...CAVS BY 16-22 PTS

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Since my post sucked, I wanted to close with some flava...and while a Couga may not work for u, it works for me!

Btw, did u miss my Favre, Artest, & Manny luv the otha day?

May 10, 2009

SUNDAY FUNDAY NBA ATS & HOTNESS

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 130-99 ats…57%
NBA 89-76 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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To Pamela and all the other wonderful mothers of the world, may your day be full of happiness and sunshine!

NBA ATS Luv (5-1 this week) from your boy Greggy G
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With KP holding things down in the middle, I have a feeling we'll see plenty of easy buckets today!

BOSTON CELTICS @ ORLANDO MAGIC (OVA 192)
Without KG anchoring the middle, the Celts are the worst defensive team left in the playoffs. As for Orlando, they shoot, and make a lot of balls from deep & can't stop Boston's PG...BOS/ORL 199-207 PTS

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Just wanted to end this Sunday Funday w/ a great big smile!

May 11, 2009

NBA ATS PLAYOFF PICKS & HOTTIES

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 130-100 ats…57%
NBA 89-77 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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Like Jarah, why can't Mr. Cuban just sit nicely!

While the lil spazz can make me laught at times...
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...when he's at a Mavs game all I want to see is a big black-dude jack him in his face!

After a 5-2 ATS performance last week, I wish I could spent the day talking sports and comparing Bar Rafaeli's Bikini Shoot to Alfonso Soriano's swing of late, but I'm out of town on business trying to the spread the word of IP.com. But briefly, I can't believe Cuban had the balls to tell K-Mart's mom in the stands that her son was a "Thug" and a "Punk"! I'm telling you Marky Mark, it is only a matter of time before you get your azz-kicked...and I'm gonna luv it!

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Unlike our friend, I'm not getting distraught over the White Sox performance thus far!

Speaking of my Southsiders...
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they're not slumpin' or chokin' Oz, they're just not that good!

GREGGY G'S NBA ATS PLAYOFF PICKS
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May 12, 2009

Home of Free Gambling Picks & Hot Chicks

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 130-100 ats…57%
NBA 89-77 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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As one of my favorite ballers in the Association, his perfromance last night made me smile bigger than Billy Bob after they casted Halle Berry in Monster's Ball!

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Speaking of smiling, yellow bottoms make me grin!

Not much more to say then Dirk the MFin German Diggler is the man! And all the Cuban K-Mart drama aside, nothing makes me happier than seeing George Karl and JR Smith lose. And in reality, while they probably won't win the series, I believe Dirk can make this thing interesting if they simply give him the rock on every possession.

GREGGY G'S NBA ATS PICK OF THE DAY
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While you'll read how Hedo is the key to victory, that's assuming Rashard absolutely dominates his match-up 2night!


ORLANDO MAGIC (+3) @ BOSTON CELTICS
While I’ll admit I’m amazed at the resilience and passion from the undermanned Defending Champs, unlike Aurora Snow in scene one of “My Sister’s Hot Friend 4” I’m not flip-flopping on the outcome of this series. While the Celts have willed their way so far with their craftiness and big-time runs, if Coach Ron Jeremy can just convince his ballers they have the size and athleticism to control the paint from start to finish, I'm guessing my girl's getting a free meal at Sizzler tomorrow. Even though Dwight Howard still struggles to be the focal point of the offense, I believe he’s slowing wearing down the plotting Kendrick Perkins...who’s also continuing to deal with a nagging shoulder injury.

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Just like her elbows are struggling to cover-up, I can't see how the Celts cover all the weapons for the Magic!

Besides the freak that is Rajon Rondo, Orlando matches-up well with Doc’s squad and has a much deeper bench. At SG, while Shuttlesworth & House can beat anybody in the country at Horse, the trio of Courtney Lee, Mickael Pietrus, & JJ Redick have the young legs and offensive fire-power to potentially dominate this match-up. Moving to SF, while the oddly-shaped Paulie Pierce is a superstar and always steps up at the right time, Hedo Turkoglu is the X-factor of this series with has the unique ability to play point-forward and run the offense from the FT-line extended. And just like in Game Three, if he’s knocking down jumpers Boston doesn’t have a chance.

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With all the hard-fouls we've seen throughout the playoffs of late, I have a feeling Hedo's craftiness will get him some extra trips to the charity stripe tonight!

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Speaking of charities, make sure to sign up for her pink-polka-dot charity this weekend at Greggy G's crib!

As we slide over to the other forward spot, the perimeter-oriented Rashard Lewis would normally be in for a terrible match-up if KG was on the hardwood, but now, with the likes of Michael Rapaport’s fat brother and Big Baby, he should be embarrassed if he doesn’t dominate the scorecard tonight. And lucky for him, he has the Freak that is D-Howard helping him when Big Baby posts-up. Btw, I guarantee Mr. Davis has a rough night in-front of the home-crowd after last game’s magic and today's feature on ESPN. And finally, back to Dwight, if he’s not in foul trouble he’s grabbing at least 22 boards and throwing down seven dunks on the tired and overmatched Celtic frontcourt…MAGIC BY 4-8 PTS

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May 13, 2009

Home of Sports Banter, Gambling, & Girls

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 130-101 ats…57%
NBA 89-78 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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I luv how The Illegally Enhanced Rocket thinks he can use the same stare down he used with hitters when talking about being a cheating fool...GO AWAY YOU LIL BEEATCH!

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And unlike our friend swimming in some beautiful water, Roger's swimming in his own chemically polluted shiznit!

GREGGY G'S NBA ATS PLAYOFF SPECTACULAR
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While Dirk may not carry the Mavs to victory, I'm guessing he'll make sure to slow the pace down tonight!

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And just like I told Misa I didn't care what top she wore last night, my wallet doesn't care who wins tonight!

DALLAS MAVERICKS @ DENVER NUGGETS (UNDA 214)
I know Monday’s contest saw these squads combine to score 236, but trust me, Coach Jim Carrey & the Mavs know they can’t let things get wild in Denver. Especially since the German Diggler has been ruthless when posting up and methodically running the offense through the high/short post, I can’t see why they’d want to get into a running match w/ Karl’s kids. And after all the BS last game, the refs will be looking to keep this thing under control…which means the Maverick will let Dirk slow the game down and find his way to the charity stripe.

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Just like tonight's contest, I love when hatred enters the sporting realm and bodies start flying!

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And if they were fighting ova this diamon-thong, I could see why you'd be yelling at someone's mom...but ova hoops?

On the Nugget side, I honestly believe their emotions from all the “thug”-talk and the treatment their friends & family received in Dallas will cause some shooting struggles early. As far as the Mavericks D, they’ve been burned more than Jennifer Aniston’s love life on Nugget outlet bombs so look for Carlisle to do everything he can to make this a half-court game. I do believe the Nuggs are just too athletic for Cuban’s boys to pull off a road upset, but saying that, they’ll be playing with some elevation fire tonight and know they can’t let Denver make some flashy dunks & deep threes in transition to get the crowd rolling. As a result, …202-208 TOTAL PTS

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May 14, 2009

NBA PLAYOFF PICKS & LOVELY LADIES

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 130-102 ats…56%
NBA 89-79 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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Of course Corey Blount was indicted on the whacky-weed!
But besides the obvious joke, I luv that he claimed the ova 30 lbs they found at his crib was for him and his friends...

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...and just like I told Brit & Lindsay Lo when things went bad, if you have any room for a friend let me know Corie!

LOS ANGELES LAKERS (-8) @ HOUSTON ROCKETS
I told you after the Ron-Ron/Kobe melee the crazy former Bull would be a disaster from here on out...and that was before I heard Yao "Sam Bowie" Ming was done. And while they had their fun for a game last weekend as the the Lakers already were planning for Denver, just like Tuesday don't be shocked when Kobe & Co. blow-out the Rockets tonight...LAKERS BY DOUBLE DIGETS

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Unfortunately, this is the only way to stop the punk that is Mr. "I hold white girls down sometimes" Bryant!

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Btw, why can't the 2nd or 3rd best player on the planet act like the the 2nd or 3rd best azz on the planet & smile w/out giving a cocky smirk? He kinda reminds me of a girl I know

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May 15, 2009

Greg Gamble's Day to Reflect & Cry

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After a miserable ATS week, just like the White Sox...

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...and Paris in a hotel room, I'll admit that I suck like a champion! Sorry Homeboys, but at least you'll know...

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May 17, 2009

SUNDAY FUNDAY ATS MAGIC

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I don't care what the haters say, Stan Van is the MFin man!

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And talk about a sign...a flawless bikini makes me think of a flawless center playing on the hardwood today!

ORLANDO MAGIC (+4) @ BOSTON CELTICS
I like the Magic

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May 19, 2009

NBA PLAYOFF ATS & WILD WOMEN

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 131-103 ats…56%
NBA 90-80 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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Before we get to tonight's contest, I just wanted to let you know that King James & Co. are gonna roll with ease to the Finals. CAVS IN FOUR, which means...

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...the sun is setting on the Magic season before Shaq even gets a chance to bash Dwight & Da Hedgehog!

WESTERN CONFERENCE FINALS PREDICTION
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While Dahntay Jones won't be able to stop him, I do believe he has the ability to slow him & the bodies behind him to bring out the whinning & bitching we luv to see from Kobe!

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Throw-in that Coach Karl's kids have a sneaky look of confidence like Sophie here, and I expect to see a great battle this series...even though LA advances in 7!

DENVER NUGGETS @ LOS ANGELES LAKERS (UNDA 215)
In their four match-ups this season (Lakers W 3-1), these two teams averaged a total of 195 ppg. And amazingly, in the Nuggets only victory against Kobe in late February, they held the Lakeshow to 79 and only scored 90 points themselves. While I expect to see a much higher scoring contest than that in LA tonight, I do believe the Zenmaster will make sure his somewhat spent squad doesn’t getting into a track meet with the well-rested Nuggets.

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Just like our friends here...

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...Dahntay luvs to get-up in a superstar's grill!

As for some of the specific match-ups, SG Dahntay Jones might be the most underrated wing defender and could keep the Black Bitching Mamba from exploding for a huge night. And if Jones stays out of foul-trouble, the unda looks even sweeter as Karl’s high-scoring bench option (SG J.R. Smith) might spend more time on the sideline. As for the other scoring star in this contest, while Carmelo has been more efficient then ever since Chauncey arrived, Trevor Ariza has the length & athleticism to keep the fromer Orangeman from breaking-out himself.

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While plenty of experts think Denver has the bodies to slow both Bryant & Gasol, I don't believe...

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...you're gonna see the Laker yellow go down just yet!

Down on the blocks, while Pau Gasol...TOUCH ME HERE

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May 20, 2009

NBA PLAYOFF PICKS & FRIENDLY FACES

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 132-103 ats…56%
NBA 91-80 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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Trust me, The King will be slapping plenty of hands on his way to a triple-double tonight!

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Seriously, it'll happen and the Cavs will also win by 20!
...which means we all fall asleep with a smile on our face!

BTW, did you see perfect prediction & hotties yesterday?

ORLANDO MAGIC @ CLEVELAND CAVALIERS (-9)
Just like I don’t think it’s a coincidence Dirk’s former hooker is suddenly pregnant after learning the Mavericks were onto her scheme, it’s no coincidence the Cavs have won every playoff game by double-digits. King James & Co. are determined to not just win the title, but to do in the most dominating fashion in Association history. And with plenty of rest and nobody on the Magic roster with a legitimate chance of even slowing Bron-Bron down, I have a feeling in front of their home crowd they’re gonna put a 20-point azz whipping on Orlando.

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When Lebron looks back to check who's guarding him tonight, with the exception of Mr. Pietrus for a couple touches...

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...the rest of Orlando's cats will be looking this nervous!

Back to the Lebron match-up, while Hedo Turkoglu & Rashard Lewis have some size and love to play on the perimeter, defensively they struggle containing strong athletic wings. And just like Jessica Alba’s sweet backside & tan legs in a bikini, nobody on the planet has a better combination of those skills than the kid from Akron. Throw-in that he might also be flanking Hedo on D, and the Magic offense know has a point forward doing a whole lot of nothing.

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Just like our friends here...

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...the Cavs have plenty of active bodies to stop D-Howard!

While Orlando also has a pretty nice superstar in Dwight Howard, he’s still unable to dominate offensively unless he’s under the basket....not to mention the Cavs have a ton of bigs to rotate on him (Big Z, Brazilian Side Show Bob, Joe Smith, Big Ben). Even against the undermanned Celts frontcourt, D-Freak still only had a few games where he looked like the best post-player on the floor. And with all the time Coach Mike Brown had to prep for this series, I’m guessing the Cavs keep the big guy in check…especially in Game One.

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Just like see-thru pink lingerie and a naughty smile, my Homeboy Delonte West is MFin underrated!

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While I wish we'd get to see both kids from one of the best college runs of all time go head-to-head, the gambling gods insist we just take the team with the healthy one!

And finally, let’s give some luv to the healthy kid from St. Joe’s...
TOUCH ME HERE FOR MORE KNOWLEDGE & HOTTIES

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May 21, 2009

NBA ATS, Ronny Mexico, & Lovely Ladies

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 132-104 ats…56%
NBA 91-81 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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While many cats (or canines) still think he's garbage...

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...I'm telling you garbage never looked so good!

Before we hit-up the hardwood playoff docket, I do have a few thoughts on Mr. Vick. First off, he will forever be given a few bonus points in the Greggy G court of public opinion for the coolest alias of all time…Ronny Mexico, that's MFin ingenious! And if his brother was any good at sports, you’d all know Marcus brings his groupies to the hotel under the name of Ray-Ray Tijuana. But kick-azz nicknames aside, there is no reason for the NFL to punish Vick more the he’s already been punished. He’s been in the clink for almost two years, is marred in bankruptcy, and will forever be hassled for his horrific mistake…what else you want you dog-loving Beeatches! As for what his NFL future holds, let’s just say Ronnie Brown and the “Wildcat” formation makes Ronny Mex as desirable as ever. In addition, I think he’ll be more than just a scatback playing in the shotgun.

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Like our friend, the question is where does Mexy fit!?

Call my Nick Nolte (aka crazy), but I believe Vick’s incarceration and realization his career was almost lost will make him a much more disciplined & coachable player. For all the highlights we saw from Tijuana’s brother through the years, the Hokie speedster was never serious about getting better and enjoyed the superstar lifestyle ten times more than his occupation. But for all the cocky smirks & sloppy on-the-field mishaps, for some reason I truly believe Ronny will become a student of the game and become committed to beinging the best teammate around. And yes, I know I drink too much.

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Besides this bikini girl, what's more perfect than...

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...sending Ronny Mex to Billy Belichick? Because as we've seen, he usually makes pretty good god-damn decisions!

Considering speculation on the teams interested in Mex will be handled by the Eastern Seaboard Programming Network ad nauseum, I’m just going to tell you two teams I think he fits with the best. To start, after the Dolphins had some fun running the “Wildcat” on Billy the Genius, I have a feeling the Pats will be looking to add a similar dimension to their attack. And let alone Belichick will be a little weary about Tom Bundchen’s reconstructed knee, what better organization can Vick go to that doesn’t allow the media much access and has a bevy of veterans to aid in his still untapped potential & work ethic.

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Just like our friend's look here...

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...AP is looking for some help to ease all the cats in the box...and I'm not talking bout Debbie's kittie in Dallas!

And secondly, with all the Grandpa Farve drama the Vikings are willing to deal with, why not pair Ronny with the most dominant RB in the game and an OL that destroys teams upfront. Defenses always load-up in the box to stop Adrian Peterson and he still gashes them at will. So what happens when D-Coord's have to worry about a trackstar rollin' out on play-action against an undermanned secondary. Worse case, AP has one less LB or Safety trying to bring down his massive skills as they keep a body on the outside for Mr. conVICKted!

GREGGY G'S NBA ATS PLAYOFF MAGIC
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Trust me fellas, these two will be sick tonight!

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She agrees...this will be an easy cover!

DENVER NUGGETS @ LOS ANGELES LAKERS (-5.5)
I don’t care what you heard about how well Denver played Tuesday.
TOUCH ME HERE TO HEAR WHY & MORE BOOTIES!

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May 22, 2009

Friday Night Handicapping & Hotties

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 132-105 ats…56%
NBA 91-82 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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Just like D-Howard on the hardwood, no matter how big something(s) may be there's always a way to contain them!

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And unless his nagging injuries are worse than we think, I bet we see more mintues from Big Ben to bang w/ D-Freak!

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Just wanted to give you another example of containment!

ORLANDO MAGIC @ CLEVELAND CAVALIERS (UNDA 189)
In the Cavs eight straight victories to start the postseason, the Pistons & Hawks combined to average 78 ppg with Hotlanta topping out at 85 in Game Two. After almost a 10-day layoff, Cleveland opened the Conference Finals by allowing Dwight & Co. to drop 107 in their miraculous come from behind victory. And while the so-called hardwood gurus suddenly believe Orlando now has the magic formula to beat the favorites, I believe the Bron-Brons went into halftime a little overconfident with a 14-pt lead and didn’t take Stan The Hedgehog’s motivational techniques seriously.

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I just can't see the Cavs letting Orlando run wild tonight!

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I also can't see why light green lingerie isn't more prominent!

I know the Magic also had success against Cleveland during the regular season and provide some match-up difficulties, but I truly believe you’ll see the best defensive team in the league adjust and play with unbelievable focus tonight. In Game One, Orlando shot over 55% from the field, 45% from three, and 86% from the charity stripe...do you really think that will happen again? And while the Association gurus have been telling us Orlando will not come out sluggish after stealing Game One in Boston last round and then getting blow-out the following contest, I believe it’s almost impossible for the Magic to have the same desperation they played with in the 2nd half Wednesday.

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Just like our friend on this poor lil chair...

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The Cavs need to smoother Turk at the top of the key to take the ball out of his hands...and I think Bron's the answer!

As for how the Coach Mike Brown will game-plan to stop Hedo, Dwight, & Rashard tonight, I think the key for Cleveland is to slow the tempo and let King James smoother Turkoglu up top. As for Howard, I think you’ll see more Big Ben and a more conscious effort from everybody to keep him from getting so deep. In addition, D-Freak making all those crazy hook-shots is a good thing for Cleveland because he’ll think he can do it again. And finally, while Lewis either has a small guard or slow-footed PF on him, I believe that’s the match-up the Cavs can sacrifice tonight. In Game One, Rashard knockdown open jumpers when he was left wide-open as Cleveland tried to scramble around the Hedo pick-n-roll. But if The King is properly matched-up against Turk, I can’t see how he handles the strength & quickness of the MVP to effectively cause miss-matches at the top of the key.

You know why they're acting like this...
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...they TOUCHED ME HERE and got excited!

In closing, I believe you’ll see....TOUCH ME HERE

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May 24, 2009

SUNDAY FUNDAY ATS WONDERLAND

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 132-106 ats…56%
NBA 91-83 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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Sometimes all you need is a perfect picture...

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...to remind you what the f*ck is gonna happen!

CLEVELAND CAVS (+1.5) @ ORLANDO MAGIC
What are the chances the best player on the planet doesn't cover for a third straight contest...especially when he's gettin' points?
KING JAMES & CO. BY 5-10 PTS

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So sit back, relax, and watch Bron-Bron roll in Orlando!

May 26, 2009

NBA PLAYOFF PICKS & PRETTY FACES

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 132-107 ats…55%
NBA 91-84 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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I'd be looking crazy-eyed at my coach too if when the game was on the line and he had Sasha P guarding Hedo T!

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But don't worry, just like she's sure, I'm sure Coach Brown & Bron-Bron will bring this thing back to CLE all tied-up!

CLEVELAND CAVS (-1) @ ORLANDO MAGIC
TOUCH ME HERE TO FIND OUT WHY...

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And don't worry, I've done my homework on this one!
(BTW, how crazy is it that I have the same backpack as our friend here?)

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May 27, 2009

One of these days Greggy G's Gonna Win!

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 132-108 ats…55%
NBA 91-85 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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The Nuggets played with a cocky swagger and boarderline shady D at home...how you think that'll play out in LA?

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...if they're anything like Jenny Chu, then their cocky attitude should look good at home or on the road!

LOS ANGELES LAKERS @ DENVER NUGGETS (UNDA 211)
I truly believe the Zenmaster was glad he received a $25,000 fine from the NBA for his comments about the refs and dirty play from Denver. And the reasons are simple. To start, he's twice as rich as any coach in the league. And secondly, even though the Association scolded him like Aurora Snow in Naughty School Girls, I guarantee the Lakers get some favorable calls in front of Jack tonight.

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Throw-in Dahntay with these two and Denver has some aggressive defenders that might find themselves in trouble!

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And while I luv their passion, just like if these two were at Grandma's house, you have to be careful on the road!

I really want to take the Lakers tonight because I believe they'll slow this thing down and force themselves to the charity stripe from start to finish. But because of that, the unda seems like the most logical play...

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TOUCH ME HERE OR TOUCH HER THERE FOR MORE


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May 28, 2009

NBA ATS PLAYER PROPS & HOTTIES

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 133-108 ats…55%
NBA 92-85 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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Like our friend standing with confidence...

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...just like his amazing shots in practice, The King needs to relax and raise his game in front of the home crowd tonight!

ORLANDO MAGIC @ CLEVELAND CAVS
With the line at -7.5 for Bron-Bron, I just don't have the balls to believe the Cavs can keep a double-digit lead late in the game with the Magic's ability from behind the arc. And while normally I'd be all over the under (190) in a must win game for a defensive team like Cleveland, I have feeling Coach Brown is gonna have James attack the basket on the fly all night. As we've seen, when Orlando's D doesn't get set, Lebron has shown the ability to simply race past Orlando's transition defenders. As a result,...

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While Skip to My Lou's story of streetballer to Association floor-general is amazing, I have feeling his cockiness might get the best of him after a huge performance in Game 4

RAFER ALSTON UNDA 14 POINTS
The biggest reason I love Alston to score under 14 points tonight is that he shot 6-12 from behind the arc and tallied 26 points on Tuesday. Nearly every one of his shots was uncontested as the Cavs chose to have Lebron match-up with him so he could float all over the court. But after Tuesday's contest, look for Mo Williams or even Delont West to keep a closer eye on the streaky shooter. And trust me, while lil Skip can burn you at times, when he's over confident he usually burns the Magic more than their opponent. Btw, in the first two contest in Cleveland of this series he only totaled 15 points!

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Cause just like these, I expect some tighter D on Rafer!

As for some other ATS HOTNESS...TOUCH ME HERE


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May 29, 2009

DAILY NBA, MLB, & HOTTIE PICKS

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 134-108 ats…56%
NBA 93-85 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0

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With the Lil Dog toeing the rubber today against a team hitting a league best .313 versus southpaws...

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...it's time to peel back some love on the ATS Diamond!

LOS ANGELES DODGERS (-110) @ CHICAGO CUBS
Just as I told you when Man-Ram was first suspended, the Dodgers line-up was still frickin' loaded and would step-up their game up with the cult-hero absent. And as mentioned, LA is crushing the ball against lefties. Even the left-hand hitting former Cub, Juan "Ted Williams" Pierre is dominating guys throwing from the same side as Ted Lilly. You won't believe it, but he's hitting .552 against them!

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Just like I'm amazed after seeing Vanessa in the spotlight for all these years I can't believe she's still a youngster...

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...Juan Pierre's ability to re-emerge on the diamond can't be too shocking because he still only 31...crazy isn't it?

As for the Dodgers starter, 24 year-old Chad Billingsley (6-2, 2.82) might be the most underrated right-handed young pitcher in the majors (career: 41-21, 3.26). And while some believe LA might be a lil tired after flying in from Colorado the other night, playing yesterday night, and having an afternoon start today, trust me, teams are so excited to play in Wrigley there's no need to worry bout a letdown.

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Just like this crazy scene...

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Chad B. & Co. will be ready to roll in Wrigleyville in-front of the crazy Cub Nation...DODGERS BY 2-4 RUNS

LAKERS NUGGETS NBA PLAYOFF PREVIEW
After rolling 2-0 in the NBA the last two nights, I'm guessing you want to know what I'm picking anoche...TOUCH ME HERE TO FIND OUT

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