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Manny, Favre, Artest, Hotties, & NBA ATS

GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 HARDWOOD Luv: 128-98 ats…57%
NBA 87-75 - NCAA 33-19 - Teasers 8-4 - Church League 69-0
Greggy G's 3-0 ATS this week Homeboys...show some luv!

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Manny: "I hate all the MFin back-acne I get."
Aroid: "I don't care cause most call-girls only see the front of me!"

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Unlike Dodger fans, these steroid stories just make me laugh!

Once again, Theo “The Kid” Epstein has proved he’s not only brilliant at piecing together the best values in baseball, but also at knowing when it’s time to drop a superstar like Vivid Entertainment unloads a starlet once they hit 25. As for the Dodgers, their lineup is still solid top-to-bottom, but more importantly, watch as they rally around each other as the LA media declares the season over. Especially in the lowly NL West, I’d bank on them winning the Division and struggling to figure out how to insert Manny back in the line-up once he returns.

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Just like my Homeboy Happy Gilmore said to his golf-ball...
WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO TO YOUR HOME BRETT!

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Look at her Favre, she's seems happy just staying home!

As for Brett “Where’s my Vicodin” Favre, as I told the washed-up diva last year...go play MFin sudoku with ur wife! And while most will think I’m crazier than Heather Locklear for saying this, Sage Rosenfels is a better QB right now and will thrive with the Vikings if given the chance.

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While I'd admit this was a bad play, let's not throw Sage under the bus for a couple mistakes last year!

For all the shiznit he gets about the fumbles and late game mistakes that cost the Texans last year, his numbers are pretty ridiculous for a back-up thrown into the mix after only getting few snaps in camp and expecting to hold a clipboard all year. As for his career stats, I think it’s frickin amazing the 31-year old has a 81.2 QB Rating and completed 63% of his passes in 32 gms. And compared to Grandpa Favre, I bet he even practices and talks to some of his teammates!

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Because of Ron-Ron...

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...she's watching the Rockets season sail-away!

As for last night’s crazy show in MFin Hollywood, it was like Ron-Ron read my post yesterday and realized he’s overdue to ruin a team…again. While I would’ve loved for him to have bitch-slapped Kobe for acting like a punk and jawing after made shot with “You Can’t Guard Me!”, that doesn’t change the fact that Houston is done now that Mr. Artest has poisoned the Rocket water. And trust me, he’ll shoot about 30% from here on out and will play one-on-one to the point Coach Adelman will simply be forced to take him out!

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If Hotlanta hopes to "tie-up" the series...

Btw, feel free to check out my winners this week...let's see?
I won on Monday and then Tuesday and then Wednesday!
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...the Hawks need more than Zaza playing tough D!

HOTLANTA HAWKS @ CLEVELAND CAVS (UNDA 179)
TOUCH ME HERE FOR MY ATS PICK & MORE HOTTIES

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Just like Sarah, the Hawks need a look of desperation!

HOTLANTA HAWKS @ CLEVELAND CAVS (UNDA 179)
I guarantee Coach Woodson told the crazy kids from ATL the only chance they have tonight is if they play Championship-level defense. As for the Cavs, with the combination of King James grabbing his hardware and the emotion of a series opener, the league’s best defensive team was more excited than Michael Jordan at Blonde Stewardess Convention and allowed the Hawks to score 44 points in the first half. But after settling down at intermission, they broke out their lockdown D and held the Hawks to 28 points the rest of the way.

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With the defense will be seeing tonight, I'm guessing the hoopsters will be even sweater than our girl Kelly!

So after that kick-azz analysis, do you really think these two teams total more than they did in Game One…171? And to get to 171, Cleveland had to shoot 40% from behind the arc while Mike Bibby knocked down 5 of 7 from deep…not gonna happen again fellas. Throw-in some Game Two defensive adjustments, and I’m guessing we see a total score in the 160s…HAWKS/CAVS TOTAL 162-168

Posted by Greg Gamble on May 7, 2009 11:57 AM |


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