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Sunday Funday ATS Magic from Insideplays

GREG GAMBLE'S 2009-10 PIGSKIN Picks: 2-0 ats...100%
NFL 2-0 - NCAA 0-0 - Teasers 0-0 - Lovely Ladies: 69-0
GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 PIGSKIN Picks: 68-44 ats...61%
NFL 28-19 - NCAA 20-15 - Teasers 20-10 - Lovely Ladies 69-0

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Someone needs 2 get dressed 2 get ready 4 some football!

GREG GAMBES SUNDAY FUNDAY LOCKS O DA DAY!

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Trust me Homeboys, Patrick Willis will be knocking Grandpa Vicodin into an early exit this afternoon!

SAN FRAN (+7) @ MINNY
Iron Mike has the boys playing w/ passion...upset alert MFers!

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I'd look frustrated too if my QB was JustMissedMyWR Russell!

DENVER BRONCOS (-2) @ OAKLAND RAIDERS
The Broncos have the mojo of "We can win without Cutler!"

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Just like today's Hawk Bear game, I see stuff busting out!

CHICAGO BEARS @ SEATTLE SEAHAWKS (OVA 37)
Seneca & Ochcocinco's former mate are gonna have a field day against the Bear corners...but so will Cutler & Forte against a banged-up D!

Final Score: BEARS 31 HAWKS 20

And now, your Sunday Special...Picks from Da Yeker!
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While u may pay attention 2 me like the girl on the right, trust me, I have da crazy shit up my sleeve 2 make u smile!

I know, I know, 1 for 3 ATS is not good enough for the Inside Plays tradition. After a round with a my favorite midget dominatrix to atone for my mistakes, I locked myself in my hovel and have survived on nothing but Stoli, stale wings, and Jim the Greek’s “Big Black Buck and Other Tales” book on audio tapes all week.

Here are the results from a week in the lab with a pen and a pad:

KANSAS CITY CHIEFS @ PHILADELPHIA EAGLES (OVA 38.5)
Alright, so much is going on in this game, I don’t know where to start. Philly will be bringing back Kibbles & Vicks. KC has not so golden boy after 1 game, Cassel, getting another week to prove he’s worth more than my favorite retro-50s player Brodie Brodie Croyle. And a lot of other nonsense. I only have one prediction for this game: crazy. You are going to see the Option, Wildcat, A-11, kitchen sink, finger cuffs, and GGBG. All in the 1st half. Sit back and root for points, degenerates. Plus, Andy Reid got a new jump suit this week. His wife said it makes him look only 3 three cheese steak big, not 4 as usual.

Final Score: CHIEFS 24 EAGLES 31

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For some reason, the Yeker has no luv for the coolest cat since my first putty-cat luv...don't hate on Seneca Mr. Yeker!

CHICAGO BEARS (-2.5) @ SEATLLE SEAHAWKS
Two and a half, 2.5, 2 1/2. That’s all the Bears are favored by in this game. A game where the Seahawks will most likely be missing their starting QB, all world LT, the back up LT, 2 LBs, and 1 CB. The injury report has 13 people on it. There are emergency rooms that see less people on a Friday night when Great White is playing a concert in town. The Bears only have 6 on the injury report and only 2 of those are probably going to be out for the game. The Seahawk offense will most likely be lead by the undersized, gremlin tattooed Seneca Wallace, who is (believe it or not) ok with an 83.0 career QB rating. But with a week line up front, look for him to be scrambling towards Bear LBs who only do one thing really well: hit scrambling QBs.

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Just wrap your arms around my Pigskin Thoughts Homies!

When I see a spread so low with so many indicators pointing the other way, it spooks me. Luckily, I’m only the seeing a ghost kind of scared and not naked Bea Arthur peeping frightened (although I love me some Golden Girls. Blanche is a freak). I know it’s tough to play in rain city w/ their 12th man flaggy flag, but, don’t over think it. Bears win easy!

Final Score: BEARS 24 SEAHAWKS 10

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You're not daydreaming Homeboy...It's just the magic at Insideplays!

Posted by Greg Gamble on September 27, 2009 6:58 AM |


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