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SUNDAY FUNDAY 80% ATS WONDERLAND

GREG GAMBLE'S 2009-10 PIGSKIN Picks: 9-5 ats...64%
NFL 8-2 - NCAA 1-2 - Teasers 0-1 - Lovely Ladies: 69-0
GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 PIGSKIN Picks: 68-44 ats...61%
NFL 28-19 - NCAA 20-15 - Teasers 20-10 - Lovely Ladies 69-0

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Just like our friend, relax this Sunday Funday and wait for a gift for the Gamblin' Gods this evening...

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...cause this lil cat in the ugly red sweater is gonna roll late night like I rolled game at DQ without a Driver's License!

ARIZONA CARDINALS @ NEW YORK GIANTS (-7)
Trust me Homeboys, it's cold, Kurt's old, the Cards aren't traveling for the playoffs, and Crazy Coughlin is comming off a loss...I feel like the day I saw Punky Brewster made into an adult film...really MFin Happy! G-Men in a blow-out.

Final Score: CARDINALS 16 GIANTS 37

and now, PICKS FROM DA YEKER
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Listen Fellas, while DA YEKER has sucked this season, I have a feeling he's turing the MFin corner...or he's fired!
Btw, this pic represents IP.com at a crossroads deciding if Da Yeker is worth keeping...if ur confused, just think of the chair as the crossroads

I’ll tell you my fellow degenerates, my last 2 weeks ATS have wrecked my psyche. After last Sunday’s performance, I sat down and formulated a new training schedule and diet to get me back up to the Inside Plays tradition. I’m happy to say that my circuit training of forearm twists and a macrobiotic diet of Popov and pork rinds from the local bodega appears to be paying off. I punished myself yesterday by putting my skills to test in an all out 3 MAC game challenge. After watching hours of bad football that looked less athletic than Shannon Tweed dry humping on SkinaMax circa 1994, my skills are back with a 3 for 3 showing to prove it.

Jigga wat’? Jigga money winning NFL plays, that’s wat’:
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You know DA YEKER knows something special if he thinks this cat is gonna help him win some dolla dolla bills!

MINNESOTA VIKINGS @ PITTSBURGH STEELERS (OVA 46)
Just rewind my winning comments from last week. The Steelers know how to score and can’t stop any team from doing it on them. 4 of their 6 games have had combined scores over 40 points. The games of their opponent this week, the Minnesota Favres, have topped the 40 point total score amount 6 out of 6 games this year. Minnesota will be down its best CB in Antoine Winfield. While I can’t confirm whether he Yankee great Dave Winfield’s love childe, I can tell you that it looks good for Brett Roethlisbigassname who has already thrown for a league leading 1,887 yards. This spells a sit back & root for pts situation.

Final Score: VIKINGS 30 STEELERS 33

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Here's an idea u lil wanna be QB superstar, start ballin like former Charger star Babe Laufenberg cause that'll mean...

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...he's actually knocking it in the hole!
(I have no idea what that means, but I like this picture)

SAN DIEGO CHARGERS (-5) AT KANSAS CITY BRODIE CROYLES
San Diego may have just watched its division championship hopes disappear last week at the hands of the Cowboy Kyle Orton. The rough faced Turner brother has to get his team a win this week to keep his job. Shawne Merriman doesn’t have a sack yet this season and he’s facing a team this week with a QB named Matt Cassell who has been dumped on his head the 2nd most times in the league this season at 19. All this spells a good chance that I might get to see my favorite retro-player Brodie Brodie Croyle. Lay the points against the home dog, ATS homeboys.

Final Score: CHARGERS 34 CHIEFS 17
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Just like I think happy thoughts bout whip-cream everytime I see her face, I think winning dollars when DA YKER picks Carolina

BUFFALO BILLS @ CAROLINA PANTHERS (-7)
So if you were like the Yeker last week and watched the season debut of Bills backup QB Ryan Fitzpatrick, you were privy to some awesome high school throwing skills. The Harvard Man is expected to be the signal caller again this week with a hungry state schooler playing on the other side the ball in Julius Peppers. The Bills are also playing back to back road games with the worst rush defense in the league going against a top 10 rush offense in the Panthers. Hell, Carolina executed a game winning 80-yard drive that consisted of 15 rushes and 1 pass last week. Not even the Cajun Interceptee Delhomme can screw the win up this week (he’ll still try though).

Final Score: BILLS 10 PANTHERS 24

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Don't look dazed girls...it's just Sunday Funday!

Posted by Greg Gamble on October 25, 2009 1:22 AM |


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