GREG GAMBLE'S 2009-10 PIGSKIN Picks: 6-1 ats...86%
NFL 6-0 - NCAA 0-1 - Teasers 0-0 - Lovely Ladies: 69-0
GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 PIGSKIN Picks: 68-44 ats...61%
NFL 28-19 - NCAA 20-15 - Teasers 20-10 - Lovely Ladies 69-0
WASHINGTON SUCKSINS @ CAROLINA PANTHERS (-3.5)
This one is way too easy for this undefeated professional pigskin baller. The Skins suck worse than a teeth-dragger w/ granny panties, while Carolina is off a bye week w/ some offensive talent that is way overdue.
Jason Campbell is just about average when he has confidence, but after plenty of hatred from the DC faithful and a coach waiting for a pink slip, this has disaster written all over it.
The Panthers are due, Jake DelSPAZZholme will eventually stop throwing to opposing DBs, and Stevie Smith & D-Will have too many crazy skills not to remind people Carolina has been pretty solid the last few years…plus, Jason Campbell sucks.
Final Score: SUCKSKINS 10 PANTHERS 24
PICKS FROM DA YEKER...dat's right, PICKS FROM DA YEKER!
I just got back from my man SJQ’s 1st B-day where I only gave him one bit of advice on the rest of life: Don’t trust your Uncle Yeker on anything except NFL ATS. I’ve got my order into Wing Street so let's lay down some info before I clog da arteries...so let's roll u crazy degenerates!
PITTSBURGH STEELERS (-10.5) @ DETROIT LIONS
I know the Lions won a game this year, but I just feel bad every time I think about them. How does this team resemble an NFL organization? Are there actually people left in Detroit to watch them? Honestly, the League needs to hold an expansion draft for this team. They’ve only covered the spread 1 time this year, and that resulted in their first win in 19 tries. This week the Lions play a hungry Steelers team that needs to win to keep pace in the AFC Northizzle.
My man Omar Epps will be taking the week off from shooting episodes of House and making out with my girl Olivia Wilde just to make sure his team is studied up on diagnosing ways to beat the Lions. By the way, the Lions will most likely be lead by the inferno man himself, Daunte Culpepper. He was awesome Madden 2001. It’s going to be an ugly game with a cover by the Steelers.
CINCINNATIE BENGALS @ BALTIMORE RAVENS (OVA 42.5)
Me calling this game is a case of greed on my part. Ravens will focus on stopping Cedric Benson. Yeah, you heard me: Focus on stopping Cedric Benson. That’s going to open up my man Ochocinco who is playing against an inferior CB. Baltimore won’t be shabby on changing scoreboard numbers either.
JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS (+2) @ SEATTLE SEAHAWKS
Seattle is still almost as banged up as certain video titles on display at Redtube. They will be out 6 starters this week. The Jags showed new swagger and stayed healthy in a good ole’ fashion game of whup@ss last week against the Titans. Even if the Jags running doesn’t get going, David Frenchname will have extra time to pass with DE Patrick Kerney not starting for Seattle. Take the points, degenerates.