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GREG GAMBLE'S 2009-10 PIGSKIN Picks: 9-7 ats...56%
NFL 8-3 - NCAA 1-3 - Teasers 0-1 - Lovely Ladies: 69-0
GREG GAMBLE’S 2008-09 PIGSKIN Picks: 68-44 ats...61%

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In honor of Ray-Ray and the Ravens off the bye week...

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...nuttin's better then this!

DENVER BRONCOS @ BALTIMORE RAVENS (-3)
What else do say Homeboys...Baltimore wins easier then TT Boy at birthday party with back-tats!

Final Score: BRONCOS 13 RAVENS 27

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Pink lingerie & Greggy G on Sunday morn...what else u need?

AND NOW...TIME FOR PICKS FROM DA YEKER!!!
(Let's go Yeker, ur MFin do for a run!)

Man, I love Halloween night. It’s the only time of year that girls don’t find it weird that I want to wear my plushy bunny head to bed. Why am I so misunderstood for the other 364?
If you degenerates didn’t get your fill of horror shows yesterday, you can always tune into the Rams at Lions. That’s sure to frighten away any resemblance of a professional football game.
Here are my All Saint’s Days plays. Get you’re @ss to church and make some green, heathens.

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Flawless...just like the Wildcat versus the Jets!
MIAMI DOLPHINS (+3.5) @ NEW YORK JETS

While I prefer to keep most of my feline fantasies about my girl Cheetara from the ThunderCats, I’m started to get a semi watching the Dolphins run the Ronnie Brown and Ricky Rasta Williams WildCat O. This week, they’ll be running it in a grudge match against the NY J-E-T-S, who are mad at a week 5 Monday night last seconds loss. Too bad the Jets have a subpar rush D that is giving up 117 yards per game on average. With 3 of the Jets WRs are questionable for the game, look for Rex BigPants to have his offense also heavily focused on the run. This sets up for a tight score of a game. When games are going to be close, it’s all the better to have the free points, and thus, “Miami has the Dolphins, the greatest football team”.
BTW, the Dolphins’ website has a medical glossary for all us Hippocraticly inept degenerates. Oddly there’s no listing on the medicinal use of marijuana.

Final Score: DOLPHINS 24 JETS 21

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These two are due and Bear D sucks, so...
(GREG GAMBLE LUVS THIS PICK AND HAS ADDED IT TO HIS PLAYS...MOSTLY CAUSE IT'S ON TV AND HE'LL BE WATCHING IT!)

CLEVELAND BROWNS @ CHICAGO BEARS (OVA 40)
If you watch the Bears as much as the Yeker, you must be one sorry sorry SOB. You also know the Bears can’t even get their LBs and secondary to put together a D that looks like anything more than the sandlot version of guys pointing their fingers and saying “I got that guy:” Cleveland isn’t much better. Look for the teams combined D F’Ups to more than help the offense overcome this low Ova.

Final Score: BROWNS 14 BEARS 30

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She must luv the Cardinals wearing colors like dis!

CAROLINA PANTHERS @ ARIZONA CARDINALS (-10)
My analysis of this game is not a classic one of “have nots”, but of “haves”. And, the Carolina Panthers still have the Cajun Interceptee Delhomme under center. He single handedly kept them out of the game against the Bills last week at home. That’s the definition of “suck” in Merriam Webster’s Unabridged Dictionary. Carolina is going to have to recommit to the run this week. Sounds smart. Oh but wait, there on the road against the Arizona Cardinals who have the best run D in the League, only allowing an average of 67.5 yards per game. Old Kurt is going to be getting some spiky hair fem-mullet love after this game.

Final Score: PANTHERS 10 CARDINALS 34

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Just like Marisa is a lil older than most top models, Favre gets done even with a lil grey in the afternoon shadow!

MINNESOTA FAVRES (+3) @ GREEN BAY PACKERS
It’s the game of week, as if ESPN has not been pounding that into your head all week. This one is actually an easy one to pick. Drop all your misconceived notions that the Pack will be playing with super emotion that will make them beat Favre. What they will be playing with is probably the worst O Line in the NFL. They can’t block for the run and they can’t stop the pass rush. Aaron Rodgers has been dumped on his head for a League leading 25 times. Even, my booze addled brain would feel some pain from that. On the other side of the ball, the Viks lead the League with 25 sacks on opposing QBs. I don’t think Berkley will ever claim Rodgers as a grad after the concussions his bound to get in this game. All Favre has to do is stick to handing off to the human truck A.P. and not let the game get him too juiced to throw. I think he knows that too. All this and you get points.

Final Score: VIKINGS 28 PACKERS 14

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Jarah wishes you a wonderful Sunday Funday Fellas!

Posted by Greg Gamble on October 31, 2009 11:03 PM |


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