Hey ladies and degenerates!!!! I’m doing this week’s picks like Old Man Favre: Just quick pics of my junk sent direct.

I AGREE WITH YOU BLONDIE.....

YOU SHOULDN'T IGNORE THE OBVIOUS.

CLEVELAND BROWNS @ NEW ORLEANS SAINTS (-14)

14 is 2 TDs and 2 extra points. That is also the almost exact number of points the Browns are averaging this year per game. They are @ss. Let me repeat that. They are @ss. The Saints, on the other hand, are the defending Superbowl champs and playing at home.

Final Score: Browns 10 Saints 30

ANYONE WITH THE INTERNET KNOWS TO GO WITH THIS UNDA!!!

WASHINGTON REDSKINS @CHICAGO BEARS (UNDA 40)

The Washington Redskins have been off the mark in the passing game all year. The Chicago Bears can’t give Jay Cutler more than a 1 step drop before he gets dumped on his head. Oh, it’s also probably going to be raining. This all means run, run, run, at least if Lovie Smith wants to keep his job. Quick, ugly, sloppy game, and easy unda.

Final Score: Redskins 14 Bears 17